Looking Back On My Stories, Part 7 · 6:07am Jun 25th, 2019
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me, this is going to come right down to the wire. Let's get this shit going, eh?
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But seriously, I used to really like writing changeling stories. And of course I used this title before the show did. But yeah, maybe I'll include some or all of this? It's not bad, I don't think. But not Great either. 6/10 - Super Trampoline · 69 words · 56 11 · 1.9k views
Heh, my 69th story.
Complete with my crappy cover art. But yeah, this story was the sort of story that Admiral Biscuit probably would have written better than I. The entire premise is that ponies, even little ones, have huge dongles but also cum extremely quickly, except it's explored as an ernest lover's conversation rather than as porn. I dunno, it isn't really one of my greats. 5/10 - Super Trampoline · 1.3k words · 13 8 · 620 views
One of the first instances of Pinkie Pie acknowledging her existence as extended by fanfiction. Not very well received by the writeoff crowd, if only because they couldn't picture Andrea Libman taking acid. 0/10
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Sometimes back when manual story approval was a thing, I would get stories rejected for a myriad of reasons. Now that we're in the auto-publish age, sometimes I'll fix up what was originally objected to and hope for the best. Anyway, does this collection of random animals in equestria stories need to go in my "best of" book? No. 3/10
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Huh, Jordan179 was there? He's the only person I've ever blocked on this site, because he's an Islamophobic piece of shit. Also, I now know who Nick Ha really is, but that's a secret. This was a lot of fun, and even though it's just a shitfic in a sea of shitfics, this is a shitfic that lots of other people helped on. I might include it. 7/10
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I think this was my first parody I managed to finish, in this case of The Savage Way by Horse Voice. Who really liked this. Even Fiddlebottoms liked this. In fact, everyone but one downvoter liked this. Definitely going in the collection. 10/10
One of the most quickly written stories I've written, I did in fact write this using voice to text while falling asleep and did actually fall asleep then wake up while dictating, which was an interesting sensation. While the circumstances of this story may be interesting, it isn't. 0/10
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Actually my second-most downvoted story! I think a lot of the downvotes might have had to do with the original title, which meeester made me change for being too long. >_> Anyway, this is another story that I remember thinking was much better (with a real interesting concept about casual sex and Twilight) than other people did (I recall RarityEQM being particularly brutal in her assessment.). Will have to reread to decide, but for now I give it a 6/10.
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Once upon a time, one of my best friends ran into Pen Stroke at Pacific PonyCon in San Diego, and thought he was really cute. That was before I told them he also happens to be the most followed author on FimFiction. Anyway, we wrote this not-very-oblique story about it. I feel confident volunteering this information because I highly doubt either of them will read this blog. A fun story, but noteworthy? Not really. 3/10
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My ex was Chinese (and I assume still is. (No, I will never tire of that joke), and I wanted to learn Chinese so I could impress and speak with her parents. Actually, if I had kept this story up with a new word every day, I would have had a decent basic vocabulary by now. But alas, all I have done is fail Chinese class at Irvine Valley College three times. Note: I actually started this story almost exactly 4 years after we broke up, so I guess the timeline's a bit off. Anyway, 3/10, and only maybe one entry somewhere, just for fun.
I know I have been doing 12 stories per set, but after my bassist quit my band, I wanted to feel happy so I took an oxycotin, but it hasn't made me happy, just sleepy, so I think I'm going to sleep now. Don't worry, it was just one pill; I'm not nodding off like an opiode overdose; I'm just really tired.
Love all you guys, good night!
