I have to share this because it's so ridiculous... · 3:37pm Dec 28th, 2018
...but it's also really really gross and frankly TMI, so you've been warned. If you read the latest chapter of Sunset Vs. ("The Yule Log"), it's directly related to that. A sequel, if you will, to the real-life incident that inspired it.
This morning, it happened again, except this time, well...
Somehow or another, I managed to shit a turd shaped like a shuriken. Don't ask how, I'd honestly rather not dwell on THAT. The weirdest part is, it landed standing up in the toilet, above the water line. So I've got this shuriken-shaped turd, standing on one point, that can't flush because it isn't in the water, and it's like, just the most perfect example of how the hell did that even happen I've ever seen in the bathroom.
Fortunately, unlike Tuesday's "Yule Log" incident, this one was much easier to get rid of. I draped a length of toilet paper over it that was half-in the water and half-covering the turd, then flushed. The toilet paper dragged it down into the water, and sayonara shuriken-shit!
...I'd ask a doctor about that. Their answer is either going to be fascinating or horrifying.
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Or the doctor is gonna be like "Son, why the fuck do you have shuriken shaped shit?"
Please say you took a photo of it. But for us to see (ewww) but because such magnificent example of turdery must be pressed to disgust your kids with.
Weird flex but okay
Seriously though, that sounds intriguing, confusing and concerning at the same time.
.............what?
Be happy you didn't cough up this https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2018/12/bronchial-blood-clot/577480/
A Star-Shit?
Hmmm.......
Dude.
You just flushed a ninja assassin down the toilet.
That's disgusting.....
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That’s just disgusting,
Shit stories are the easiest to tell. After all,
♪Everybody sqirts!♪