Out of Context Screenshot Theater #1318! · 11:52am Dec 19th, 2018
BONUS FEATURE: KItty Litter #6: "Papillon de fer"
"Nathalie?"
Adrien had been searching the mansion for at least five minutes, but couldn't find Nathalie anywhere, and she wasn't answering her phone. Frowning, he ascended the stairs and headed for his father's wing, hesitating on the landing.
Going anywhere near his father's office without being summoned was usually not a good idea.
Still, he needed to find Nathalie, and it was the most likely place to find her. Mustering up his courage, Adrien marched down the hall to his father's private office.
As he drew near, the haunting sound of a pipe organ seemed to fill up the hall. Adrien frowned. "Okay, I must be losing it," he muttered. "I mean, sure Father's intimidating and this house is even worse, but he's not some villain with a pipe organ."
"Uhh, if you think you're imagining that pipe organ, you're not," Plagg said from his pocket.
Just then, the sound of drums and rock guitar joined the pipe organ. Adrien and Plagg blinked at each other in confusion. Adrien squared his jaw and hurried the last few meters to the door. He hesitated outside; the music was much louder. But...it didn't make any sense! What could possibly be going on in there?
Firming his resolve, Adrien quietly pushed open the door. Immediately, a scene unfolded before his eyes that froze him in his tracks, eyes wide and brain struggling to process what he was seeing.
Gabriel Agreste sat behind a set of Rock Band drums, eyes firmly focused on the large TV mounted on the wall, hands moving expertly, drumsticks rapping smartly against the rubber drums in time with the beat. Next to him, Nathalie Sancoeur stood ramrod straight, her usual poise and professional demeanor firmly in place...and a plastic guitar controller strapped across her torso, her fingers deftly flying across the buttons. All the while, a hard rock song backed by a pipe organ blared from the sound system.
There were also two Kwamis flying around the room, dancing to the music.
Adrien very slowly closed the door and backed away.
-plays Zelda chest opening theme-
“Huh, it’s a note that says ‘the real treasure was friendship all along.’ Seems like a cop-out.”
“...”
“There’s also a couple of old manuscripts. Looks like the Dread Pirate Starswirl’s original lesson plans from when he first founded Canterlot High.”
“BEST TREASURE HUNT EVER!”
Well that was fun. Organ and metal sounds... well, metal.
"Hey Twilight, I found Candace's hidden porn stash!"
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It is, in fact, the early nucleus of what we came to know as metal. Although I admittedly mislabeled it as a "pipe organ" and am too lazy to go back and fix it (whaddya want at 5am), the reference here is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" by Iron Butterfly, which features an organ intro, an organ solo, and a five minute drum solo.
And then the Mimic's tongue lashed out and tried to pull Sunset inside.
you know, I can't think of an original joke here, so I'll just leave you with THIS:
SS: "That's a lot of tentacles...."
Man there is a lot of junk in this trunk
Sci-Twi:
"Target aquired. Engaging happiness module."
A chest ?
Huh.
It seems that Gameloft mobile device game has gone full virtual reality.
"Ooooh! A chest with suspiciously large gold coins with Aztec-like designs on them! Let's split them up and spend them on liquor, wenches and earthly pleasures! What could possibly go wrong?"
After months of searching, Sunset, Pinkie, and SciTwi finally found the legendary golden dildo of Queen Novo.
RE: 4983058, 4983006 Ask Zef if he remembers that video game I made: "Golden Dildo of Doom". I think he was around.
Sci Twi watches excitedly as Sunset handles a large chest.
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OH GOD THAT THING
I'm still afraid of cows.
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🐮?
SS: Hey, buried treasure! I know exactly what I'll do...*opens it* ...
TS: Oh, Sunset, I see you found the prototypes for my new seaweed based BenisTM! Can you help me pass them out? I need the data.
PP: I'll help!
SS: ...why (me)?
I'm not apologizing
It's true! One Eyed Willy's complete collection of 'Big Booty Bitches' magazine really exists!