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archonix


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  • 21 weeks
    It's the obligatory new year blog post.

    And yes, I am posting this at around midnight on new year. I have a nasty cold, so I decided to disobey nurgle's one command and stay home.

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  • 36 weeks
    Just for kicks

    I'm mucking around with Lulu for a work-related project (very boring stuff) and thought I would do a quality test with something fun.

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  • 40 weeks
    Oh shit, words

    Or maybe that comma is in the wrong place. I haven't decided yet.

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  • 43 weeks
    The odd things

    I've just been reading through old comments on my scraps story, after publishing yet another chunk from the ancient cutting room floor. It's remarkable how many of the commenters are still around - but also how many logged off for the last time, soon after making their last comment there.

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  • 51 weeks
    But in brighter news

    While I'm not making any promises about any particular project here, I am actually writing again. I figure if I write enough of something, some pony words might drop out somewhere along the line as well. You never know. What I'm working on at the moment is essentially a re-write of a story I read a long time ago; an old pulp sci-fi tale, about a spaceship that manages to get lost in the

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Jun
28th
2018

WORDS · 10:24pm Jun 28th, 2018

"Talking to myself," Star said. She brushed at her nose and cautiously stepped away from Luna's side once again.

"An unfortunate habit," Luna replied, airily. "Perhaps you might find greater pleasure in mutual intercourse."

Star opened her mouth, the obvious retort itching at the back of her throat, but then she paused. Could it have been intentional? From experience, Star knew that Luna still had difficulty shaking her archaisms, but even she couldn't be that dense. Surely? No, she was obviously hoping to get a rise out of Star. Best bluff it out. "Would you care to see the gardens while we talk, Princess?"

For a moment Luna stared at Star, stock still, save for a single twitch of her ears. She glanced over at the crowd, then looked over the rolling greenery, before turning an amused eye to Star.

"Of course," she said, with a shallow nod toward the nearest path. "Lay on, my friend."

It had to be deliberate.

Unfortunately I forgot that I had arranged an appointment today with this guy:

... so my finishing of this chapter is going to be somewhat delayed. BUT THERE ARE SOME WORDS.

LOOK AT THEM.

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Comments ( 8 )

THOSE ARE INDEED WORDS

I HAVE GAZED UPON THE WORDAGE.

Hmmm, letters arranged in deliberate sequence in order to convey concepts when seen. Yes, yes, those are what are commonly known as words. *puffs pipe knowingly*

AND THE WORDAGE WAS WORDLY

As interested in the words I am I've got more to say about the gif.

For a dentist that guy has some comparatively bad teeth. I guess it's kinda like the "only two barbers in a town" joke. In that if there are only two barbers in a town you go to the one with the worst hair cut, cause a barber can';t cut their own hair and all.
Is that gif from a musical? I seems like it'd be from a musical.

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The image is indeed from a musical called "Little Shop of Horrors"

I am so happy to see a reference to Little Shop of Horrors, such a great, kooky movie.

*Edit: better quality video

Those do appear to be letters arranged in such a way as to evoke pleasing reactions from those who partake of them

I shall now desist of communicating in such a convoluted and archaic way because brevity is the soul of wit or whatnot

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