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  • Tuesday
    State of the Writer, April 2024!

    It's another boring one! I ain't wrote nothin'! :B

    It actually feels lately like I've been crawling out of a pit? So maybe there's a light ahead? But it's also blocked by Balatro lol somepony save me D:

    The only other thing relevant to this blog is that I've had notes for a vs. post sitting in my notes document for probably the entire month now, what is wrong with me? D:

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  • Sunday
    Fic recs, April 28th!

    TheQuinch has done a reading of Grimm's There's a Monster Under the Stairs! He's also begun CanvasWolfDoll's Sepia Tock!

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    Fic recs, April 22nd: Jordan179 edition

    Once again, though a good bit late, I bring it upon myself to memorialize an author via reviews of their stories. Though this time, it's different, as I had no connection to Jordan179 and only learned of his passing (three years ago this month, coincidentally), from this post

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  • 2 weeks
    Another post about video games and Youtube and stuff

    If I'm going to waste time watching shit on Youtube, the least I can do is tell people about it. :P

    Ceave is a crazy Austrian with a love of video games and a head for philosophizing about them. Plus he really, really hates coins, no matter how tasty they may look.

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  • 2 weeks
    Do you like video games? How about philosophy?

    I like one of those things for sure, but no one combines the two better than a Youtuber named InfernalRamblings, a former professional game developer who now creates hour and a half long video essays about the meanings of video games and how they relate to the world today. Here's a few highlights, since this is now basically my only

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Two, maybe three questions · 1:21am Mar 17th, 2018

Does anyone here speak Irish? I might take Scots Gaelic, but I'm definitely interested in Irish.

Anyone know about ancient Celtic history? Or maybe know anyone who does?

I've been reading a lot of fics lately where the Sirens are written as being sisters. Was this ever confirmed in canon, main or side? <.<

There is a non-zero chance these questions are related.

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On the chance these are related, this sounds interesting!

And the sirens being sisters is fanon.

I don't speak it, but I've got a really bad fake accent.
(well, that's unfair. everybody has one of those *except* the Irish)

Anyone know about ancient Celtic history

I watch a lot of Doctor Who and just finished Britannia, so I'm pretty sure I've got that sealed up 100%.

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I couldn't be sure if I'd just missed or forgotten something. This doesn't surprise me, though.

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Tell me about it. :(

There isn't much ancient Celtic history, just folklore and legends, and for the Irish, it's mostly stories about Cu Chulainn and stealing other people's cattle.

I can say "Hello", "Thank you", and "It's hot, but it's a dry heat" in Irish Gaelic, but that's about it. Scots Gaelic and Welsh are Celtic languages are very different... particularly Welsh, which is very different from everything.

This probably isn't what you're looking for, but it's interesting if nothing else. The Moirai

Well, with regards to the Celts, I have a book on the subject. :twilightblush:

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I realized this morning that while I said 'history', I actually meant "mythology".

I just need to know about legendary warrior princesses/queens and I'm literally too lazy to try using Wikipedia. :B

No so far on both, but while double checking some things I did find something I never expected to be even a little bit canon: the existence of a Fighting is Magic video (arcade) game is apparently CCG canon. XD

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Cu Chulainn is your guy, then. Most famous of the legendary heroes.

There's also an amazing epic poem, the Siege of Da Dergha's Hostel. I probably spelled that wrong... I'll look it up tonight when I get home. It's both amazing Nd hilarious... if you humor runs to the grim side.

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Yeah, Cu Chulainn is the only name I know. There's definitely got to be more out there...

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The Destruction of Da Derga's Hostel is a goldmine of names of heroes, druids, and high kings.

Wiki page here: Togail Bruidne Dá Derga

Full text here: The Destruction of Da Derga's Hostel

It's a fun story, told in a rather bizarre way. Basically, this king and his army rolls up to the hostel (an early sort of inn) because there's a dude inside he wants to kill (for reasons). But because ancient Ireland is lousy with ridiculously powerful heroes, he sends a spy to scope it out first. The spy returns and says he looked through a crack in the wall and saw two hills above two lakes.

Okay.

The king turns to his druid and asks if the spy is smoking crack or what?

The druid says, no, the two hills were the knees of [insert hero's name here] and the lakes were his eyes. If you attack the hostel, he will kill twenty of your men before he even reaches for his weapons. If for only the presence of this man, you should not do this thing!

The king takes this poorly. Clouds of blood will come to you! (he says to the druid) You do not rule me! I will do as I wish!

And then he sends the spy back again, and the spy comes back to describe some other fantastic thing he's seen, and the druid reveals it is another bad-ass hero that will murder the heck out of a good portion of the army, and the king tells him to fuck off again.

And this goes on for many iterations... like I said, getting more ridiculous and hilarious all the time, until the king has had enough and says, "Bros, you're harshin' my mellow here, Imma go burn down this joint."

And the epic ends just about there, with a line saying, essentially, the druid was right; it all happened exactly as he said it would.

Really! :rainbowlaugh:

Re: Sirens being sisters -- Now comics canon as of Legends of Magic 12. Or at least, it has the lines

Sonata: Foul creatures? Shall we show them who they're up against, sisters?
Adagio: Let's do it, sister!

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Fuuuuuuck I haven't read comics in so long why is it so hard to do D:

That's good enough for me, tho.

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In fairness, this one only came out last Wednesday, so it's not like you needed to be forgetful or far behind to miss it or anything.

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Doesn't change how far behind I am. ._.

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