My Dickish Pony: Ponies Are Dicks, season 7! · 6:24pm Jan 28th, 2018
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I'll bet you all forgot this was a thing. :V Remember, along with dickishness, the ponies are stupid, fuck everything up, and have sexual tension.
Celestial Advice: Twilight freaks out about Starlight because Discord is a dick to her.
All Bottled Up: Trixie is a dick to Starlight, so Starlight sticks her dick in a bottle. Wait, that didn't come out right…
A Flurry of Emotion: Twilight tries to babysit her dick of a niece but fucks everything up instead.
Rock Solid Friendship: Pinkie tries to help her sister get laid make a new friend but ends up being a dick to her and Starlight instead.
Fluttershy Leans In: Fluttershy's friends hire a bunch of dicks to help her with something. They don't listen to her and fuck everything up, so she kind of has a reason to be a dick back at them.
Forever Filly: Rarity is a dick to her little sister because she forgot they both have jobs now.
Parental Glideance: Rainbow Dash is a dick to her parents because they're annoying as fuck.
Hard to Say Anything: Big Mac wants to stick his dick in Sugar Belle, but the CMCs help him be a dick to her instead because they're stupid. Also, Bieber Pony is a dick.
Honest Apple: Applejack is a dick to a bunch of fashion designers because Rarity can't admit to having bad ideas.
A Royal Problem: Starlight Glimmer learns that even Princess Celestia has an enormous dick inside of her why do these keep coming out wrong
Not Asking for Trouble: Dear Princess Celestia, it's been two seasons, and yaks are still dicks.
Discordant Harmony: Remember that one time Discord almost fucking died because his dick quotient slipped? Nailed it
The Perfect Pear: A pear farmer who likely missed his own daughter's funeral because he was too much of a dick reunites with his grandchildren and oh god there are just all the tears. Also, Granny Smith was a dick to pretty much everyone for like the last fifty years.
Fame and Misfortune: All of Equestria turns into entitled dicks because Twilight published the friendship journal and fans are the worst.
Triple Threat: In trying not to be a dick to Thorax and Ember, Spike ends up being a dick to Thorax and Ember because he sucks.
Campfire Tales: Some bugs are dicks to Rainbow, Rarity, AJ and the CMCs, so Rainbow causes a cave-in and AJ lights a campfire and they're probably all fucking dead now.
To Change a Changeling: Thorax tries to get Starlight and Trixie to help make his brother be less of a dick. They succeed, but he's still a dick.
Daring Done?: Daring Do almost gives up adventuring because Caballeron is a dick to her. But he's got good reason to be, since she was a dick to some yokels. Also, Rainbow Dash is a dick to some yokels.
It Isn't the Mane Thing About You: Pinkie Pie fucks up Rarity's mane, and Rarity fucks up it worse while trying to unfuck it. No one is a dick.
A Health of Information: Fluttershy is a dick to herself while trying to cure Zecora before she fucking dies. Also, she's a dick to books.
Marks and Recreation: Rumble is a dick to the CMCs because he's like eight.
Once Upon a Zeppelin: Iron Will is a dick to Twilight and her whole family ON A BOAT
Secrets and Pies: Rainbow Dash tries not to be a dick to Pinkie Pie and ends up being a dick to her anyway because sexual tension
Uncommon Bond: Sunburst is accidentally a dick to Starlight via macking on all her womans.
Shadow Play: Star Swirl the Bearded helped unleash a terrible evil on the world a thousand years ago by being a dick to literally everyone ever.
Guess I shouldn't forget the EQG shorts! (He said, a year ago, like they were the only ones...)
Dance Magic: Look, kids, it's the Shadowbolts! And they're still dicks!
Movie Magic: A movie set is being fucked up by some dick and, oh look, turns out it's the new OC.
Mirror Magic: Juniper Montage uses a magic mirror to turn into a giant dick. Starlight Glimmer arrives from Equestria to teach us that having been a dick is okay.
And then there was that other thing...
My Little Pony: The Movie: The Storm King, who is a stupid dick, sends Tempest Shadow, who is just a dick, and Grubber, who is just stupid, to conquer Equestria. Twilight and her friends go on an adventure to save Equestria, wherein they: encounter a town populated by dicks; are nearly sold into slavery by dicks; teach a bunch of pirates to not be dicks; and almost fucking drown. And then Twilight is a dick to some seaponies and her friends.
This killed me.
Correction: Mr. Breezy is a dick who will sell special-ordered items to the highest bidder and call ponies ugly to their faces. Zecora is a dick who doesn't label physically identical shampoo and psychosensitive industrial solvent. Mane hair is a dick to magic because reasons.
Present when 2020 rolls around you k ow what you have to do. Rewrite all 9 seasons of FIM so that the ponie get dicks when they are dicks. Not saying if needs clop or anything. But imagine twilight with dick from each time she was a dick. It's like, is there a pony under that mass of floppy penises?
So that’s the reboot. Friendship is Dicks. Interesting.
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That was Davenport, actually. :V
Man I love these.
Remarkable how that happens despite so many of them coming out "wrong." 
Pinkie Pie was kind of a dick, in that the stuff she pulled in Sugar Cube Corner would have been dickish to someone in Rarity's position at the time even if the mix-up didn't happen.
... but it's okay, because Pinkie Pie is a dick right back at her in the sequel comic. :V
... after they'd repeatedly almost ruined everything by being stupid. :p
(also *fake-seaponies)
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Avast and hang those corrections, ya lubber! This ain't about bein' accurate. >:V
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Did someone forget to switch to an alt? :V
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Oof, that hit hard
Twilight and Starlight are kinda dicks:
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... and then are immediately dicks to those pirates by leading Tempest to them and running away.
I had to come back here just to check on Shadow Play and yup that's my Star Swirl the Bearded all right.