My Dickish Pony: Ponies are Dicks, season 8! · 3:49am Nov 7th, 2020
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I think, once upon a time, I said I wasn't gonna do this for S8 and 9, but this fella mishun dug up the blog posts and has been reading them, and that got me thinking about how much fun they are, and hey, here's another one. :)
I might do S9 tomorrow or something, it's late. Also nobody accuse me of forgetting things, it's been two years and I'm doing this from memory and my own reviews. <.<
School Daze: So the writers are dicks because they think we need to shake up the status quo and do it in the worst way possible. Twilight starts a dumb school that some dick from the government wants to shut down. Said dick is perfectly within his rights to do so, but he's racist so we hate him. The new OCs are dicks to everyone and get the school shut down anyway. No one fucking cares.
The Maud Couple: Pinkie's sister is just trying to laid, but Pinkie's a dick to her boyfriend because he's the most annoying pony on the goddamn planet.
Fake It Till You Make It: Fluttershy pretends to be a dick in order to help out Rarity. She's so good at it, she accidentally is a dick to all her friends.
Grannies Gone Wild: Rainbow Dash is a baby and dick to a bunch of old ponies who are the living embodiment of sexual tension.
Surf and/or Turf: The CMCs have to help a new OC figure out which divorced parent to live with, but they end up being dicks to each other instead because they're stupid.
Horse Play: Twilight ends up being a dick to Celestia because it turns out you can rule a country and also be a tremendous idiot. Topical!
The Parent Map: Starlight and her boyfriend go home because their parents are being dicks to each other, except said parents are so overbearing, our heroes end up being worse dicks to them.
Non-Compete Clause: Rainbow Dash and Applejack are dicks to each other and the new OCs and everyone almost fucking dies.
The Break Up Break Down: Discord is a dick to Big Mac because he doesn't understand where dick goes. Skellinore is great.
Molt Down: Spike gets wings, but that's not important because hey, this bird is a giant dick!
Marks for Effort: The CMCs are being dicks to Twilight over the dumb school, so she sends them off to help a pony who is the biggest dick of all, except we won't know that for a few more episodes.
The Mean 6: Chrysalis is too busy being crazy in the woods to control her idiot dick children she made to fuck with the mane 6. Starlight is a dick to camping.
A Matter of Principals: Discord's being a dick because Starlight was left in charge of the dumb school, since she, yaknow, works there, unlike him. Starlight ends up annihilating him in one of the most cathartic scenes of the show's entire run.
The Hearth's Warming Club: Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned other cultures celebrate Christmas wrong because they're all dicks. Also, this blue jay kid is a dick.
Friendship University: Star Swirl goes to scam college because he's fucking stupid. Flim and Flam dick over Twilight with blackmail. Nobody wins, least of all us.
The End in Friend: Rarity and Rainbow Dash are dicks to each other in front of the entire dumb school because the writers are running out of ideas.
Yakity-Sax: Remember that time Pinkie thought her friends were being dicks to her, went crazy, and ran away? Well, this is that, only not a good episode. Also she's a dick for having zero consideration for others.
Road to Friendship: Starlight and her girlfriend go on a road trip to the pony Middle East and end up being dicks to each other because sexual tension some weirdo wanted Trixie's wagon? Also because road trips are hell.
The Washouts: Scootaloo enters that rebellious teenager phase and Rainbow Dash can't handle it because she's a giant baby. Also Lightning Dust is a huge, conceited, self-destructive dick.
A Rockhoof and a Hard Place: Ha ha, "hard", get it? Rockhoof is a dick to Twilight by asking her to help him commit suicide because he's old and stupid.
What Lies Beneath: The OCs learn valuable lessons by almost fucking dying. :D Oh hey, and turns out that cute little pony was actually a dickish mastermind the whole time!
Sounds of Silence: Applejack meets the most annoying creature in the universe, and she and Fluttershy almost get dicked over by an ancient, forgotten race because... Sexual tension? Man, I don't know.
Father Knows Beast: Spike's dad is a huge, greedy dick, except he's not really Spike's dad, so why did we even need this episode?
School Raze: That little dick pony tries to destroy the world or something. The mane 6 get trapped in hell. The racist dick ends up seeing the error of his ways and becoming a good guy. The new OCs don't get to save the day because they weren't marketable enough. Really wish they'd razed the dumb school.
The Best Gift Ever: Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned the Christmas season is intentionally anxiety-filled so that people will buy more things because that's how the capitalists keep us under their thumb. And if you're a capitalist dick, you don't get to have Christmas. Unless you're Discord, he just gets away with shit all the time.
Grannies Gone Wild: Rainbow Dash is a baby and dick to a bunch of old ponies who are the living embodiment of sexual tension.
This is literally my favorite episode.
You take that back right this second. How can you say this isn't the cutest kirin?
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If only that had actually worked for her.Thank you. I truly hate this episode.No, you're right, the romantic/sexual tension was real. Just look at their chemistry together during that song!
I think you meant to say "dramatic tension" but the audience shouted "SEXUAL" and drowned you out.
Also, what's all this toast doing stuck to the inside of my screen?
"Because who doesn't LOVE musical theatre?"
So glad you changed your mind!
I can only image what My Dickish Pony: Dick Life is gonna be like.
Racist dick.
And their caretakers are dicks too which immediately shows how wrong racist dick was.
Because immediately before Applejack was a dick and primed her with her dickishness.
Which had giant crater in the middle of playground as only relevant consequence. I guess she's a dick too.
The show isn't called "my dickish pony" for nothing.
...I think was happier before I knew this existed.
As you were.
Which is very impressive for something with a cloaca.
Also, the Tree of Harmony either has difficulty understanding incompletely harmonious beings who exist in linear time... or is just a dick.
No, the principle hold overall. Discord's a post-scarcity anarchist who still doesn't get why everypony doesn't just will what they want or need into existence. In other words, a dick.
But yeah, there were some bright points, but this was the worst season of the show as far as I'm concerned.
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Never! >:V Kirin suck and the fandom is wrong! My misunderstood genius is the one true interpretation of the show, hnur hnur hnur :v
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Pony Life would need to have a plot and characterization for this to work. <.<
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A small price to pay for annihilating the biggest dick in the world.
In a season with so many problematic episodes, I'm glad you found somepony to like!
I thought she was great too.
*oof*
And to combine the two:
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She needs more fan art
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There's a recent one that gave her a flesh and blood pony form. :) It was a cool design, which made me want to put that little bit in.