Aug
21st
2017
I can die now, having created the perfect paragraph · 2:11am Aug 21st, 2017
It was that moment, while stretching, that Crop Duster suffered something so terrible that it could only be described with science: it wasn’t an action so much as it was an event. Mid-stretch, a bilabial fricative exploded into existence. Which is to say that turbulent airflow forced its way through a narrow opening and produced a string of consonant sounds only understood by molluscoids, abominations spawned by eldritch beings, and the Great Old Ones themselves.
It might be the finest paragraph I have ever written.
And the Earth itself shuddered.
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Due to concussive gaseous media vibrations, naturally!
The precursor to what happens after having way too much fiber.
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"It is at this point that you should begin to review your fiber intake. After all, it may not be necessary to start off each morning by eating an entire wicker swingset." -George Carlin
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Ia! Ia!
Nope!
You must embed it in it's proper place in it's story; complete said story; and publish it first!
Only then will
you be a Jediyour life's work be complete.Just finished the chapter. That paragraph is absolutely brilliant. Well done
grogar was actually five seconds away from taking over the world under everyone's noses.
the crop duster farted and nearly killed grogar with the repercussions.
crop duster saved the world!
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Same.
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Cthulhu fhtagn!
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Quite.