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MrNumbers


Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

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  • 16 weeks
    Tradition

    This one's particular poignant. Singing this on January 1 is a twelve year tradition at this point.

    So fun facts
    1) Did you know you don't have to be epileptic to have seizures?
    2) and if you have a seizure lasting longer than five minutes you just straight out have a 20% chance of dying in the next thirty days, apparently

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    10 comments · 498 views
  • 22 weeks
    Two Martyrs Fall for Each Other

    Here’s where I talk about this new story, 40,000 words long and written in just over a week. This is in no way to say it’s rushed, quite the opposite; It wouldn’t have been possible if I wasn’t so excited to put it out. I would consider A Complete Lack of Jealousy from All Involved a prologue more than a prequel, and suggested but not necessary reading. 

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    2 comments · 578 views
  • 24 weeks
    Commissions Open: An Autobiography

    Commission rates $20USD per 1,000 words. Story ideas expected between 4K-20K preferable. Just as a heads up, I’m trying to put as much of my focus as I can into original work for publication, so I might close slots quickly or be selective with the ideas I take. Does not have to be pony, but obviously I’m going to be better or more interested in either original fiction or franchises I’m familiar

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    5 comments · 582 views
  • 27 weeks
    Blinded by Delight

    My brain diagnosis ended up way funnier than "We'll name it after you". It turned out to be "We know this is theoretically possible because there was a recorded case of it happening once in 2003". It turns out that if you have bipolar disorder and ADHD and PTSD and a traumatic brain injury, you get sick in a way that should only be possible for people who have no

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    19 comments · 771 views
  • 36 weeks
    EFNW

    I planned on making it this year but then ran into an unfortunate case of the kill-me-deads. In the moment I needed to make a call whether to cancel or not, and I knew I was dying from something but didn't know if it was going to be an easy treatment or not.

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    6 comments · 796 views
May
19th
2017

Equestria Daily · 7:47pm May 19th, 2017

So Vows Made in Wine just got Equestria Daily frontpaged and, guys, I've gotta be honest, their cover art is much better than my own choice. I mean, here I was, writing this bleak look on what it means to have lost the will to live, a discussion between two creatures who are desperately looking for reasons to keep going... yeah, like, what a fuckin' wanker I was, right?

So here's the coverart they used:

Thanks EQD. You're right. I took myself way too seriously, and that's obviously going to be offputting to an audience. But with your help, I know I can put myself back on the right path here. I'm thinking of doing a second draft where they decide to solve their ennui by making it their new mission in life to get Twilight out of the house more, because she's just wasting her life on all those dusty old books, and together they form a K-Pop group called WinSpiration.


EDIT: The cover art has been changed back. So... I guess no K-Pop rewrites?

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Comments ( 18 )

Ha, because this picture isn't misleading at all.

Sooo I have been reading this blog entry and for few minutes I was just staring and saying "what".

Anyway why would they change the cover art? Did the they fear the Tea Makers would sue them for having a picture of their tea bag? Tea Mafia must be very strict.

...What is it with EQD doing weird shit with your most personal stories? First Moonfic, now this. Did you fuck somebody's wife without noticing or something?

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Statistically speaking, two wives and a mother. I get around.

Huh. I've never had EqD change cover art on me. I'll admit, the one they used does 'describe' the setup of the story better, although not the innards. (checking)

(edit) Ok, I checked The Adultery of Princess Twilight Sparkle because I used a teacup for the art on it, but I didn't turn that one in to EqD for obvious reasons.

I mean... there's (honey) involved, after all. Small children might read that and get naughty ideas.

Not to impinge on some quality salt here, but did you ask them why they did that before you made a public statement?

4538913

Well, Numbers is Australian. They take their tea about as or even more seriously than Britain.

...Uh. Huh. That sure is a... curious choice for new coverart. I didn't actually know they changed coverart at all.

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You submit your preferred cover-art with your story. And, had that link not worked and they were looking for a replacement, it would have been a simple case of clicking the link to the story and using that one, the story also has its coverart source provided.

Or they could have chosen a less whimsical picture, or literally nothing at all.

There is no conceivable reason for this outcome.

So yeah, I've emailed them about it, but I'm still a little salty this happened in the first place.

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I just worry about you appearing unprofessional and paranoid. You took several swipes at what amounts to their emotional intelligence and skill at understanding art that comes off as kind of personal when it could have been something as innocuous as they got distracted mid posting, forgot they had copied a new link, and pasted it into the field on accident.

Best not to allege motive or action when you don't have any. There are people on the other side of that submit form, for better and for worse.

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Best not to allege motive or action when you don't have any.

I'm not really commenting on motives here, I'm commenting on results. I don't think there was intent, but they still fucked up here, for whatever reason, and I'm just trying to make light of it.

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Actually legitimately perfect and I'm tempted to make it my desktop background

EqD does some... strange things from time to time.

And my parents said that sarcasm never got you anywhere!

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