What tank would you use to massage an OP Pony?

What tank would you use to massage an overpowered Pony?

Comments

[PanzerBrony Metallicom]

I guess my profile picture says everything.

[Dreadknight garen]

Obviously the t-34! Cyka blyat

[A-P-A]

vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/halo/images/f/f6/H2A_Render_M808BScorpion.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150323220309

Only the best for my OP pony!

[kildeez]

Either the M1 Abrams ('murica fuck yea) or the Leopard II, might prefer the Leopard since it uses diesel and therefore is less likely to explode its gas tanks if said OP pony lets off a few bursts of crazy magic

[Wild Zontars]

M728. The dozer blade or mine clearing attachments to get deep into those muscles, and the crane to help re-position a zonked-out pony.

[Formboy1]

A Guntank.

[rikusorasephiroth]

A beer tank.
It may not be a conventional massage, but it'll get them relaxed every time!
eshop.czechminibreweries.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/maturation-bright-beer-tank-vertical-300x300.jpg

[Corey]

The Mako from Mass Effect
theoryflaw.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/memako01.jpg

[Taltharius]

A Red Alert 2/Yuri's Revenge Soviet Apocalypse Tank:
media.moddb.com/images/games/1/7/6670/68939.jpg
A 3D render, pictured alongside a Soviet Terror Drone—Terror Drones are about half the height of a Soviet Conscript, or half the height of the average human—for scale.

The Apocalypse is armed with dual 120mm cannons, and dual "Mammoth Tusk" surface-to-air missile pods.

[Merula]

An M1 Abrams

[The Gemini Guy]

Any tank with a Minigun. Obviously

[NoLongerSober]

The Bendy Tank. Best tank evar.

[Zephyr]

Oi, are you stealing ideas from your commenters now, Bendy?
You know what, I'm upping my game!
The biggest tank ever built, the Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus!
farm7.staticflickr.com/6059/6263371954_61e87c1579_b.jpg

[Cyber Phazon GotDM]

4495278 um, what about those plans for that Nazi tank, I think it was called the Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte, would RALLY like to see that IRL or at least a wooden model of it.or at minimum, as a damn Mobile base or if not a stationary one. but if you want a game tank/base, the Elephant from Halo 3, Halo Wars, and I think Halo Wars 2 if its still in there.

[Cascades]

4494830
Why not the mammoth?i.ytimg.com/vi/BT2vcvAT7IA/maxresdefault.jpg

[A-P-A]

4495669

I'm not sure that counts as a tank, more like a large APC. But yes, the mammoth might do better at massaging an OP pony.

[Shakespearicles]

fish tank
johanpaul.com/aquarium/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/DSC_1839.jpg

[Totally_Original]

A Tog* II. Because who doesn't need an 80 ton British trench crosser.

[Zephyr]

4496599
i.imgur.com/V8qHg96.gif