Yes, it's the first proper story update in nearly a year

I have an excuse, though.

I've been a lich.

Comments

[Majin Syeekoh]

The phrasing of your excuse implies that you got better.

[archonix]

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[Majin Syeekoh]

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[FanOfMostEverything]

Have you tried turning your phylactery on and off?

[Dafaddah]

Technically, this makes you a revenant. A un-undead. An ex-lich.

[archonix]

4403220 I sent it off to tech support.

This may have been a mistake.

Excuse me, I have to go and rob another bank now.

4403784 EXCUSE ME I AM NOT UNDEAD. The term we prefer is vitally challenged.

[Dafaddah]

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Remember back in the day when corpses were corpses and the dead were grateful? Those were simpler, though less hygienic, times...

[DreamKitsune]

A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a corpse of course
That is, of course, unless the corpse is the famous Archonix.

Go right to the source and ask the corpse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to Archonix.

People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Archonix will never speak unless he has something to say.

A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking corpse?

Well listen to this.

I am Archonix.