Chapter 72 of the Perilous Romance of Swans. · 4:49am Oct 9th, 2016
In the bustle of the late afternoon, two figures made their way down the hall. Both moved as though they were tired, both were wearing sunglasses, and both had a most curious accessory—shirts—shirts with a witty phrase emblazoned across the chest. The pair moved together, one limping, the other moving at a slowed gait. Both were messy looking, each of them had bed head.
The larger, an alicorn, with a very messy long blue mane, her shirt said, “Blame my sister.”
The smaller, a pegasus, with a shorter silvery mane, his shirt said, “I’m with stupid.”
As they passed, the maids and stewards chuckled, laughed, and giggled. The pegasus, exuberant, feather-gunned and clucked his tongue at every pony that walked by. This continued for quite some time, until they encountered a white unicorn stallion with a blue mane.
Upon being feather-gunned and tongue clucked at, the white unicorn stallion joined them, and the blue alicorn conjured up a shirt, which the new member of the group put on. The duo, now a trio, continued through the halls. After a time, the blue alicorn frowned as she remembered something vital, and she conjured up a pair of sunglasses, which were given to the new member of the trio.
The white unicorn stallion, his shirt read, “I married the first filly I fronked.”
Princess Cadance had to struggle to keep her composure. She fought to even breathe and each inhale was a struggle, followed by the strain of exhaling. She looked at her husband, then at her aunt, and then at the grinning pegasus. The corner of her eye twitched and for a second, she was certain that she was going to lose it.
“I can’t even take any of you seriously right now,” Cadance said to the group. Her held back laughter came out as a shudder that made her whole body wiggle. “Shining Armor, that shirt… I can’t even…”
“Join us.” Gosling bowed his head. “We’re forming a club. Become one of us, Cadance.”
“No!” Unable to hold it back any longer, Cadance giggled and she was forced to turn away from the group as she bit down on her lip. Great big snorts forced their way out of her nose and her wings flapped against her sides, tickling her, and doing nothing to help the situation. She started to run away, but there was a firm tug on her tail that prevented her from leaving. She turned her head to glare at Shining Armor, then fell apart when he made a duckface and peered at her over the top edge of his sunglasses.
Unable to resist any longer, Cadance accepted her shirt and a pair of tacky sunglasses with chunky white frames. Succumbing to peer pressure, Cadance put on her shirt and slipped the horrid glasses over her eyes. She then feather-gunned the group and made a clucking sound with her tongue.
The trio became a quartet and the newest member sported a shirt that proclaimed, “I fronk on the first date.” Setting off together, the quartet prepared to unleash mayhem in the halls of Canterlot Castle with the hopes of adding a fifth and final member.
So... what would Celestia's shirt say? The possibilities are endless. Personally, I'm leaning towards '#1 MILF' or something really cornball.
I was temped to put little Flurry into a shirt that read, "All Daddy wanted was a blowjob."
Fronk the sun!
ALL OF MY YES.
I have a student complex.
Not nearly as racey as those ones hot to trot would be an amusing shirt for celestia. At least to me.
Mare Force #1
The sun really does shine out my butt. Or something of that nature.
"Mom and Dad really like wrestling!"
Praise It!
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How about Flurry in a shirt saying "Mommy wishes she had swallowed me." Shouldn't be too hard to figure out the meaning.
"I'm hotter than you'll ever be"
ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! GOBBLE-GOBBLE.
Also... "Worship my suns!"
'#1 MILF' works well but personally I consider Luna #1MILF.
'I've been Goosed' could work but not until they get down and dirty and that won't happen until they get married.
The shirt for Flury is great too.
The "Blame my sister" shirt had me thinking Luna was doing this because she'd lost a bet with Celestia.
Just as an aside, I'm having fun imagining the reactions from the nobility.