Dumb story idea up for grabs

Someone better than me at comedy get on this.

After the rousing success modest debut of her spoon-a-ma-jig hoof utensils, Plaid Stripes was looking forward to a life of riches and fame not having to flip hayburgers every day of the week.

But then her daddy got in hot water with the Stalliongradi mafia. And Stalliongradis are not known for their love of compromise.

Now it's up to her to sharpen her spoons and take to the streets to deliver vigilante justice. But is she ready for the life of a superhero? Can she juggle crime fighting with a part-time job at Greasy's? Who could guess that mild-mannered Plaid Stripes is really the dashing rogue called The Spork?

Literally everyone, that's who.

Oh god, it's so bad, there's an idea in there somewhere though, I'm sure .-. halp

Comments

[QueenMoriarty]

You believe so little in this idea that you actually fail at the spoiler tag.

Or that was deliberate.

[FanOfMostEverything]

Silver Spoon clearly needs to be involved in this somehow. Possibly as Plaid's Alfred.

[Majin Syeekoh]

SPOON GLOVES

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[Protopony350]

S-should I?

[LtMajorDude]

[Octavia Harmony]

Huh. Usually it's Aragon who comes up with something this silly.

[Super Trampoline]

3978106 oh my gosh yes

[MrAskAPirate]

Now it's up to her to sharpen her spoons and take to the streets to deliver vigilante justice.

Every hero needs a mentor...
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[PresentPerfect]

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My hands do what they want :C

3978071
Or Robin.

3978106
What

3978294
Yes :D

[LtMajorDude]

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In the butt.

[horizon]

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Co-starring Applejack as The Treekicker, Fluttershy as Ms. Furious, Princess Flurry Heart as The Bawler, and Starlight Glimmer as We-Really-Wish-She-Was-Invisible Lass.

[MrAskAPirate]

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"God gave me a gift, y'all... I buck well."