May
14th
2016
Out of Context Screenshot Theater #369! (Also, weekly death blog) · 7:18am May 14th, 2016
On a more sober note, I've only got two notable deaths to report this week:
Susannah Mushatt Jones, 116, American supercentenarian, world's oldest living person.
William Schallert, 93, American actor (The Patty Duke Show, The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis, In the Heat of the Night), President of SAG (1979–1981).
** Many of you may remember him as a prolific character actor who was big in the 60s and played the obnoxious bureaucrat in "The Trouble With Tribbles".
"Ooh Soarin draw me like one of your prench mares."
Huh. I was sure you were going to use the bit where she stuck her leg out. Oh well, that's why you're picking them, and not me.
...I got nothing.
RD: "So Soarin, you like my new look?"
Soarin: 'Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts...'
Soarin: "Wow, Rarity is even more fabulous than I remember..."
After a whole day of impressions, Soarin isn't sure if Rainbow Dash is doing this on purpose or if her friends found some mane dye.
Soarin: "Is she gonna copy me next?"
Poor Soarin was the first unfortunate soul to meet Rainbow Dash's G3 counterpart, the results were less than plesant.
Soarin: "Uh, Dash, what's with the curly hair?"
"I feel fabulous, darling!"
And R.I.P to those people who lived extraordinary lives.
Soarin doesn't quite know how to handle Dash's weird fetish.
Soarin : OK. Over on the bed, I mean the bench.