LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Sick in bed this weekend. No review of new episode. Gave it an 8/10.
Your Fortune Cookie for May 2019 is:
"Vaseline is not Assholine."
令和1年5月1日 (水)
Needs more numerators.
"Alright, you can put it in now. I won't scream."
Eating out of trash cans is sad.Eating books out of trash cans is just pathetic.
That is one way to gain knowledge.
Someone went to Charles Darwin Middle School...
How Not to use a Book: Volume 1.
Why did I make that dare in the first place...now I've gotta finish this book Without ketchup.
(Skip to 0:15)
"Hmmm... tastes like we lost Alsace and Lorraine to the French again..."
Silly Marinette, you're supposed to dunk the book in coffee before chomping on it! What do you think the desk-sized cup of coffee is for?
"My dentist is gonna kill me."
I hope that's not an apple book she's eating. I'd hate for her to get a BOOKWORM.
This was basically me in university.
"Back in the olden days, pioneers drew subsistence from telling stories 'round the fire. So let's eat some books, children! Go ahead, eat the books!"
I've heard of loving books but some things are best left behind closed doors
That's one way to absorb knowledge.
Needs more numerators.
"Alright, you can put it in now. I won't scream."
Eating out of trash cans is sad.
Eating books out of trash cans is just pathetic.
That is one way to gain knowledge.
Someone went to Charles Darwin Middle School...
How Not to use a Book: Volume 1.
Why did I make that dare in the first place...now I've gotta finish this book Without ketchup.
(Skip to 0:15)
"Hmmm... tastes like we lost Alsace and Lorraine to the French again..."
Silly Marinette, you're supposed to dunk the book in coffee before chomping on it! What do you think the desk-sized cup of coffee is for?
"My dentist is gonna kill me."
I hope that's not an apple book she's eating. I'd hate for her to get a BOOKWORM.
This was basically me in university.
"Back in the olden days, pioneers drew subsistence from telling stories 'round the fire. So let's eat some books, children! Go ahead, eat the books!"
I've heard of loving books but some things are best left behind closed doors
That's one way to absorb knowledge.