You will marry Prince Bluebloooood... Ah don't think Ah like this future... It's too late: you're already carrying his babyyyyy! Well now Ah know ye'r talkin' baloney. Huh, oh. Hi Applejack! Have you seen Rainbow Dash around?
Meanwhile...
Blueblood: "You're right, that was surprisingly... awesome." See what happens when you don't have a stick in your flank?
"No, it's true! My great-grandmother was a giraffe!"
giraffe pie Strikes again! :P
The new Pinkie Pie doll can stretch to impossible lengths, a perfect Christmas gift.
Pinkie's neck isn't the weird thing, it's the background pony she's necking (tots a verb) at, most background ponies aren't that shade of orange.
I just realized I have a pencil neck!
Ya don't say.
Gum Gum Bell!!
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If only I'd checked my inbox sooner, then I'd be the one making the clever-and-not-at-all-obvious giraffe lineage joke.
Sadly, it wasn't to be.
And thus a new species of giraffe was discovered in Equestria; the Pinkie Giraffe.
Rumor has it that you can intimidate a lion by making yourself seem bigger.
"Wanna see my giraffe impression?"
"Uhh, not really."
"WELL TOO BAD!"
: NOPE!
: But that's my text! (According to the internet)
: I said NOPE!
Pinkie's actions of defying the laws of logic was starting to scare Applejack after five years of trying.
Once again, Pinkie proves she's made of candy.
"They've come APplJOck. They've come and I;ve becoome thim."
Pinkie + Laughing Gas = Trances
Trances + Ponyville = Terror
Pinkie Pie looks a little bit crocked.
It was on this day that every-pony realized that they were made out of candy. Applejack was confused as to which candy she was made of.
You will marry Prince Bluebloooood...
Ah don't think Ah like this future...
It's too late: you're already carrying his babyyyyy!
Well now Ah know ye'r talkin' baloney.
Huh, oh. Hi Applejack! Have you seen Rainbow Dash around?
Meanwhile...
Blueblood: "You're right, that was surprisingly... awesome."
See what happens when you don't have a stick in your flank?