How Lewd (Bonus, semi-NSFW short story) · 4:02am Dec 9th, 2015
Lumber Jack is a flowering tree. Fluttershy wants to be a tree. With that in mind, this one scene from the actual show is probably extremely lewd for the two of them.
The below image is NSFS (Not safe for saplings)
Here's a little scene I imagined where Jack tries to convey his thoughts on the matter:
The sap vigorously flowed through my branches and my flowers opened wider than they ever had before. The amount of sweet scent they were putting off in response to the sight I was seeing was outrageous. If I were a human male, I'd have had a full body blush and a raging boner.
Fluttershy, thankfully, was innocent to my real body's reaction. My puppet, however, was drooling sap and staring at her, and Applejack was quick to notice. "Jack? What's goin' on?"
"Hehehe... She's dressed as a bee... So hot..."
A hoof whacked my puppet's head, and the pain jarred me out of my lewd ogling. "What?"
"Why are ya starin' at Fluttershy?"
I shrugged. "Ok, imagine both the literal and the innuendo-filled meaning of what I'm about to say: A bee flies towards my flower. It lands, and its head descends into the depths of my flower. The pollen it's carrying gets deposited. That pollen makes my flower grow a fruit with seeds that sprout into more trees.
"Now, if you imagined a stallion and a mare doing it, congratulations; you got the point. See, for me, a bee landing in in a flower is exactly like you saying a penis landing in a vagina. Fluttershy is a giant, flying bee; Fluttershy is a giant, flying di-"
"Ah get it!" Applejack cut me off.
I want to Like this purely for the lol factor XD
Yea that works, Probably would be a grand addittion to the series at some point, there needs to be a set up for it.
At one point she was a metaphorical giant dick but that was like, for an episode. Hmm... Wonder how Twaith!Applejack would be considered in Jack's eyes? And yes, I refer to the recent chapter update.
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Either I'm forgetting something about my own chapters, or you're referring to something else unintentionally.
Twaith?
Wow. You have pollinated my seed of interest and have blossomed new ideas forth to fruition.
(Forgive me)
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Translation: You're watching an imaginary porno.
Oh god I wish I had something witty to type.
There is but one reaction suitable for this:
3604434 I was aiming for more play-on-word Botany puns than that. But that works to.
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Its another guy's fic where Twilight is a wraith, I believe.
3604342 ... I believe I just derped. Real hard there.
I'm thinking of another author who went by the name of JumbledThought (appropriate for this situation) and their fic called Fear Me For My Name Is Twaith! ... Or something along those lines. I think senility hit me early this time.
3604342 Twaith is from Fear Me For My Name Is Twaith
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All i can really do is look at this and snicker like an idiot. I regret nothing.
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Dude, I was snickering like an idiot the whole time I was writing this. I regret nothing either.
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Also, your user icon is appropriate.
3605386 no regrets. no surrender
So that's... bestiality AND cosplay. Jack, you kinky, kinky tree...
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To fucking funny!
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Isn't that coming up too?The breezie migration episode...heh this could be canon to the fic...
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You forgot ectophilia (with a soul...i think) and Dendrophilia (with a plant)