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Nov
30th
2015

Post 134 ~ Shitty Anime · 5:44pm Nov 30th, 2015

"It's a fact. When girls are in love their boobs grow."

Who writes this stuff?

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My guess:
Perverted old men.

Sounds awesome. What's it called? :rainbowlaugh:

Uh...if there sensitive that there boobs aren't big enough? I don't know

3581888 Maken-Ki, it's probably the most ecchi thing I've seen since Highschool DxD.

Desperate people would write this...
Is this really an anime? Like, really?

3581919 Yeah, it's one of those anime where they show tits to keep the audience watching.

3581925
So, in other words...
No story, no character development, no humor... Just boobs?

That's why I don't watch anime

zel

ridiculous, lolis cannot love or they will lose their very identity?

... What is this shit?!

"It's a fact. When girls are in love their boobs grow."

Japan never ceases to weird me out. Then again, sometimes age comes "Growth" I guess? :applejackconfused: I don't know how girls in general work... :ajbemused:

3581938 I wasn't talking about lolis, fucking weeb

3581946 They don't work like that, I'd know.

3581942 It's not shit, it's just provocative.

3581900 If we're talking things more ecchi than Highschool DxD, then Shinmai Maou no Testament is right up there. Just about everything you can imagine short of actual intercourse happens in that show.

"It's a fact. When girls are in love their boobs grow."

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In all seriousness, that's probably the dumbest thing I've ever heard in anime, and I've watched a fair bit of anime.

3581985 Oh, and get this, due to a curse of servitude, and the fact that it was placed by a succubus, the way that they power up besides training is the increased closeness and intimacy brought on by erotic actions.... Yeah, the eroticism is a freaking plot device power booster.

3582025 Hm. Yes, I do believe that's how physics works. Clearly, boobs are made of jello and therefore bounce uncontrollably at the slightest touch. It's just as realistic as this shit:
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The Professor has spoken!:moustache:

You gotta get your head out of the trash and watch some good shit

3582042 Probably the greatest moment in anime.

3582070 I watched all of the good shit already.

3582116 If they had done this in the Matrix, it would have been a perfect movie

Cynical creators who want to make money off of horny teenage boys write this stuff.

Air Master pretty much has a chick whose boobs get bigger every episode.

Their boobs don't grow they just stop hiding them,

Is it bad that I've written about Barb's lust making her boobs and ass grow?

Seriously? What's the name of the anime? I must know!

3582600 Alright time to watch it :D

3582606 Have fun. I think season two hasn't been subbed yet.

3582630 I'm kidding. I still have to finish A Certain Magical Index and My little Sister Can't be This cute <3

3582640 Haven't seen that second one, but magic index is one of my favorites :heart:

3582654 I like the idea that ESP is like a common thing now XD

3582658 You know, just taking the bus to ESP school, mom.

3582693 Now remember to bring your lunch Honey, wouldn't want to go the whole day without food would you? :P

3582707 It's okay, mom. I'm a harem, my friends make lunch for me.

3582746 You spend more time with your friends then your dear old mom ;_;

Honestly, I'd have to agree.

Not that it's a bad thing, per se. :raritywink:

3582116 Then what are doing. Watching shit wont satisfy you. That's like watching the original trilogy of star wars and then watching the prequels because you need more. Even though it's killing you on the inside.
You're becoming an anime addict. You need an intervention, because you have a serious problem.

3583926 I need to watch them all so that if someone makes a pop cultural reference I'll be able to contribute.

3583833 Eeeep.

3583965 What does that even mean.

3584023 It means I have friends Dubz.

3584058 Gross. Keep those to yourself, please.

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