• Member Since 17th Mar, 2015
  • offline last seen June 9th

CoffeeMinion


"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

More Blog Posts199

  • 9 weeks
    The Knife’s Edge

    The other day I got a message from ZanarNaryon telling me they had created a TVTropes page for To Serve In Hell. Now, TVTropes can be a dangerous place to start reading, unless you have a few hours to spend getting lost in it. But if you want to check it out, please

    Read More

    9 comments · 142 views
  • 61 weeks
    Not with a bang, but a whimper

    Hey friends.

    I didn’t used to believe in writer’s block as such. I always thought the phenomenon was a manifestation of something else in a person’s life. I also thought the cure for it was just to sit down and write any garbage you can. Editing should never mix with drafting, and if you can get yourself to stop editing, you’ll achieve more and better drafting—which can then be edited.

    Read More

    10 comments · 257 views
  • 106 weeks
    Ping 2: Live and In Person

    Almost exactly 2.5 years ago, my family and I bought tickets to Whinny City Pony Con 2020. Of course there was no such con, at least not in a physical capacity. But good egg that he is, Charlie Worthley (con organizer extraordinaire) has made it effortless to transfer our tickets from that long-ago time to right now, despite all that’s transpired between.

    Read More

    5 comments · 216 views
  • 140 weeks
    Ping

    I live.

    Time's gotten away from me.

    2020 got weird. My 2021 started with an honest effort to get back to normal. But after I started getting treated for depression, I began to see more and more ways to improve things in my daily and family life that hadn't fit together very well in years. Including some of the core issues that had pointed me in the direction of MLP in the first place.

    Read More

    16 comments · 390 views
  • 158 weeks
    Artistic Expression

    It's been too long. Things are great. Really, really great. Not so much for writing, but for different modes of expression and life.

    Read More

    6 comments · 302 views
Nov
22nd
2015

Hot diggity draconequus! · 2:03pm Nov 22nd, 2015

So, this morning I woke up and found The One Where Discord Gets All The Mares at the top of the feature box. Oh yeah!

Twilight, I'm sorry your part was the shortest

If you're reading this, you played a role in making that happen, so thank you! This is my first time getting a story featured. I'm overwhelmed by peoples' reactions, drowning in notifications, and dumbstruck to see this get more upvotes than any of my other stories to date in just 24 hours.

Also pictured: First World Problems

A lot of people contributed to the pre-reading process for The One Where Discord Gets All The Mares, but I wanted to take this opportunity to give a special thanks to MissyAngel for a couple key pieces of feedback on the very earliest draft that made a huge difference in the tone and readability of the final product.

So, what's next? Good question! I've got more ideas than time to write them. But I'm also not too far off my informal goal of producing one story per month, so hopefully it shouldn't take too long to find out. :twilightsmile:

Comments ( 14 )

Hurray! There's are few better feelings than when you open Fimfiction and have tons and tons of notifications. Well deserved, I have no doubt.

You should be doing the running man. It was very good.

That's wonderful for you! Great job!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :pinkiehappy: I noticed that this morning too! Way to go bruh!:yay: It definitely deserves it. You're a good writer and do I follow you? If not then that shall change.

Also, considering your story is about mares throwing themselves at Discord because Twilight's brother and sister-in-law are hungry for carnal pleasures, I think the Princess of Friendship will forgive you for giving her a small part in the story. :rainbowlaugh:

3560653

Especially as she now appears to be looking at that table and thinking: UNCLEAN UNCLEAN

3560657
"How can I burn this without reducing it to ashes and therefore allowing it to retain it's magical qualities...?"

"Uh, Twilight?"

"Yes Spike?"

"Why do you want to burn it?"

"Uh...IT'S FOR SCIENCE!"

Congratulations on your success! I will have to read it then. So what's next you ask... hmm... Discord hears a song on the radio and can't remember what it's called and keeps humming it but nobody else knows what it is either and so they try to all figure out what the song was leading to the humming getting so loud Celestia is all like quiet I'm trying to sleep here.

You could write a dirty story... something like Applejack has to wrestle a swamp pig to get Granny Smith's dentures back. Lot of mud in that.

Congrats on making the feature box! :twilightsmile:

And without resorting to bad prawn, too. :twilightblush:

3560653 Gaining your follow has been a super-cool part of this. :twilightsmile:

3561693 That sounds perfect. Where can I go now except dirty? :trollestia:

3562774 Exactly; only good prawn should be allowed, otherwise it's too easy to end up with food poisoning. Er, wait... what were we talking about? :derpytongue2:

3562858
:twilightblush: Dawww, geez, you flatter me. Thanks, I should have followed you earlier, really.

3562858

Shellfish. :derpytongue2:

And only shellfish. :raritywink:

Man...I want 254 notifications sometime soon...

But congrats, person! :)

3569876 lol, thank you. But rest assured, it's only happened this one time. And it was 154 not 254. :pinkiesmile:

3569978 Close enough. :P (just 100 off)

Login or register to comment