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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 52 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 62 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 92 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 92 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 115 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Oct
27th
2015

News about The Chase · 12:02am Oct 27th, 2015

I think I can safely say that I am past the halfway point.

What a crazy thing to say.

A long time ago, when I first started writing this thing, I thought that maybe, just maybe, it would be a million words, or one maybe a million and a half words at most. I honestly didn't know what I was doing. It was one of many mistakes I've made along the way. Now, at two millions words in, the first year is just about wrapped up. The first tumultuous year. Everything has been shaken down, much of it has been turned to dust, and the rebuilding has begun. It's been epic.

As of right now, the Spring Arc is in full swing. I don't know how long it is going to be. It has a few sub-plots. Right now, the story has shifted and we see Sentinel's journey. Bucky is in full transition to become a background character in his own story as he begins to fade from relevance. We begin to see the real heroes of the story emerge. Twilight begins to master the new magical form of harmonics, and begins healing the land, driving the taint from it and purging away the corruption, bringing healing and peace.

The journey to find Sombra's shadow will conclude in time, after that, we will see the resolution of the Crisis Arc, we will see some slaves liberated and Bucky will both have what might be both his most triumphant moment and his lowest point ever, both happening simultaneously. After that, in time, we will see The Hag and witness her downfall with the Hoofington Arc. Dinky and Pina will have their moment in the sun, along with Boadicea the griffoness. Sentinel will have a role to play, albeit a tragic one. Readers who have been paying attention will already know what I am referring to.

After a few more events, the Spring Arc will end, and we will begin a short summer arc. Babs will be going to Canterlot to study astronomy with Princess Luna (as well as get some much needed healing) Larch and Pina will be joining her.

After all of that, we have a five year leap forward. We will see a very different Equestria, one blossoming with new technology, one living in an era of peace unlike any has ever seen, all while preparing for war. At this point, we will see some odd things... like Power Ponies. Sentinel and Ripple have chosen to spend their Knighthoods doing some... peculiar things. (And those things involve wearing costumes that hide their identities while keeping the criminal elements in the bigger cities at bay.) Some things are going to happen. Bad things. The Mirror Travelers will arrive in force and the final conflict will begin. As anybody who has been paying attention to story will know, Bucky cannot defeat the Night Stallion. That does not stop Bucky from trying however, and we will witness Bucky's suicide run first hand (or hoof) as he tries to buy precious time for Twilight Sparkle to be able to do what Twilight needs to do. Celestia will meet her fate... I bet you have questions after reading that!

Eventually, this arc will end.

There will be another five year leap forward. We will see all of Bucky's foals, a full house, and the downright boring place that the world has become. Equestria knows a peace like no other. The entire world is united in peace, and is ruled by one very benevolent ruler that is loved, revered, respected, and praised. There will be a few loose ends tied up...

And then, there will be a funeral. The story will end. Sorry, that's just how it goes. I don't know how much longer it will be, but I can see the finish line from here.

And I want to thank everyone that made getting this far possible... it means a lot. Really, it does. You have no idea how much it means. So, thank you. Thank all of you.

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Comments ( 32 )

Oh gosh...no, not the end ! No, really, what I´m going to do when it ends !? I MEAN it !!! I´m trying to read other stories, with variable grades of sucess and failure, but none comes even close to this much epicness !!!!!

Wow...just wow. *Mind blown*

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All things end.

Sorry mang, that's just how it is.

Bloody hell. 2,048,245 words and counting and we are 'only' at the half-way mark. Huzzah! The reading to be done has been doubled! Kudzuhaiku is best FIMFIC writer!
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I've said it before and I'll say it again. Thank you for writing and sharing.

I love this story :pinkiehappy:

*gives kudz a medal* you deserve it.:ajsmug:

3499022 You´re wrong ! The X-Men comics are still on, Cyclops must have something around 45 years and it is still fresh and interesting !

*remembers that I stopped buying comics 15 years ago*

Oh. Oh ! OH ! That´s why !

Second half? *cracks knuckles* Let's do this!

Ride ain't over yet man. ain't over yet. Will be around for that.

though no peace is self sustaining. there will always be those who will try and take power, to disrupt the balance. but with the world at peace, their efforts will be weaker and their cruelty lesser. they exist to ensure a balance. and so long as harmony remain firm, they will never succeed again.

a crazy horse... 2M words... "just half way"... :pinkiecrazy::derpytongue2:

This may be the longest piece of fiction in existence by the time you are through...

Halfway?? TOO SOON!!!

When that day comes, i will cry a river, and you will have my praise. Never stop writing Kudz, you're too good. And while i fell a five year juml is a terrible idea, your story, as for the funeral, i was thinking in the shower yesterday, and my money is on Depry or Dinky (God let me be wrong)

Write on my friend.

:fluttercry: Well, there's still a long way to go from my understanding and I can say with certainty that this has been one of the best stories I have ever read on this site and it sure as hell is up there with the out of site stories I have read irl. You have done an amazing job and have preserved through many troubles. You have my gratitude and my endless awe. Keep up the good work!

All hail our glorious and most beloved ruler, Harper!

I wish to congratulate you on making such a good story:yay:. In my opinion this fic is the One Piece of fimfiction:rainbowkiss:. In celebration have a One Piece montage:scootangel::pinkiehappy:

So, I'm guessing that we've moved out of the realm of "story" and into the realm of "epic". After hearing that description, it sounds like we have a trio of stories:

1: The Chase Begins (or, Get Drunk And Screw)
2: Sentinel's Story (or, You're Too Young For That!)
3: Darkest Before the Dawn (or, Oh Feck)

I admit, at first I didn't expect this to be a long story, until we reached The Isles and things went to feck.

Strap in and get ready!

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Correction: Book 2 needs to be called "Sentinel Does Something Stupid".

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"I just don't know what went wrong"
-The Sentinel autobiography

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"No, I didn't do this to impress a filly!"

**Coughs**

"Um, not a filly, anyways..."

After reading about the C/Equines being tools of war and rebuilding I'm curious to see how Shadowbolts fair in the New World Order.
Provided we survive what use is there for entities crafted by the God of War himself?

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Police work, espionage, and fighting crime.

Thank you for writing. I rather enjoy your writing style and the worlds you create resonate in my head.

So far, so good! I wish you the best for the 2nd half!

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Spy networks I can see.
But Police work and Fighting crime?
That's like using a Fatman to take care of Radroaches.

Though. . .I could see Blackbriar running a prison.
Earth ponies are good at growing and nurturing things, pruning away the unwanted and reinforcing the good.
Why not do that with ponies? After all, we can't send them ALL the Nursery can we?

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Necromancers are criminals, and the average Equestrian police officer is ill equipped to deal with them.

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Oh, I figured by the end of the War when Bucky dies he'll freeze over Tartaurus and rule from beyond the vale punishing all the naughty ponies he sent there. Thus eliminating all Necromancy at the source and ensuring his offspring life without demons and necromancers ruining for them like they did for him.

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Nope.

Some things will always be a problem, at least until Celestia does her thing. But right now, she's not strong enough.

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Just my wishful thinking then, no such thing as a perfect run through.

Hi,

to add to the discussion about the length of this amazing story, you're well on the way to make it to the top of the ten longest novels published:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_longest_novels
But, according to the ultimate authority, you're only halfway there, when finished:
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/longest-novel
Anyway, what a ride! I'm still addicted...

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