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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 52 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 62 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 92 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 92 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 115 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Jun
20th
2015

For the next few hours, Chase Q&A will be DEAD! · 12:07am Jun 20th, 2015

It's over. Thanks folks!

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Comments ( 54 )

If a unicorn puts themselves into their work especially their cutie mark related work, does the armor and stoves that Rising Star created have a bit of his fear and/or PTSD in them? And how would that affect it?

Do zebra stallions have stripes even on their genitals or would they simply be black like real life zebras?

Bucky, what's your opinion on voluntary prostitution?

Is Scorch just a very old demon or would he be considered a God now? (God of the fire, God of the forge)

Night Stallion:
Are you aware of the utter failure of your recent endeavors?
Surely you haven't played all your cards...

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If a unicorn puts themselves into their work especially their cutie mark related work, does the armor and stoves that Rising Star created have a bit of his fear and/or PTSD in them? And how would that affect it?

I hadn't thought about that. But then again, Rising Star isn't putting that much of himself into his work.

What happened to Vinyl Scratch? Haven't heard much about her and I'm sure Bucky would love to see that Bass Cannon... :pinkiecrazy:

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Do zebra stallions have stripes even on their genitals or would they simply be black like real life zebras?

This is more of a headcanon thing. Feel free to imagine whatever.

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Bucky, what's your opinion on voluntary prostitution?

Bucky: I helped put The Salty Lick in business...

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Is Scorch just a very old demon or would he be considered a God now? (God of the fire, God of the forge)

Scorch is complicated. He's infernal, so he is saddled with the title of demon. But he's not actually a demon, not in the literal sense. He is a fey spirit of fire, the first flame.

In the Chase Verse, the word god has a very fast and loose interpretation.

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Night Stallion:
Are you aware of the utter failure of your recent endeavors?
Surely you haven't played all your cards...

Night Stallion: ...

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Zebra flavored candy canes are go!

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What happened to Vinyl Scratch? Haven't heard much about her and I'm sure Bucky would love to see that Bass Cannon...

Still debating on writing my chase verse Octascratch fic.

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Zebra flavored candy canes are go!

Zecora: A tale of caution, a word about the zebra dick, there can be eruptions, if you give them a lick.

Discord, have you ever met Q in that Multiverse Crossroads place?

Kidzu, can I get your opinion on the recent uproar about censorship on the site?
I know it ain't Chase-verse, I just couldn't think of a better time to ask it.
Delete this comment if you feel It shouldn't exist.
~ TOOWC

Does Equestria have a Columbia or Britannia or do Celstia/Luna fulfill that role?

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Discord, have you ever met Q in that Multiverse Crossroads place?

Discord: Here, have a panda.

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There was an uproar?

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Does Equestria have a Columbia or Britannia or do Celstia/Luna fulfill that role?

Um, is there some context I'm missing?

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Discord, have you ever thrown pandas at anypony? (Or, for that matter, anyone?)

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Discord, have you ever thrown pandas at anypony? (Or, for that matter, anyone?)

Discord: Recently, I caused a popular children's television show to jump over a small shark...

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Columbia and Britannia are the "personifications" of the USA and Britain does Equestria have something like that? An "Uncle Sam" type caricature of the nation?

Sentinel: Who is the cutest member of the Elements of Harmony? You can tell me, I swear I won't tell a single soul.

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Columbia and Britannia are the "personifications" of the USA and Britain does Equestria have something like that? An "Uncle Sam" type caricature of the nation?

To be honest, I haven't thought about it.

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Sentinel: Who is the cutest member of the Elements of Harmony? You can tell me, I swear I won't tell a single soul.

Sentinel: Princess Luna, former element.

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*Shows Sentinel Pictures of the Mane 6 when they were fillies* Which is the cutest Element Bearer now?

Did Princess Luna ever find out about the Princess Luna doll that Sentinel has?

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*Shows Sentinel Pictures of the Mane 6 when they were fillies* Which is the cutest Element Bearer now?

Sentinel: Luna is currently a filly...

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Did Princess Luna ever find out about the Princess Luna doll that Sentinel has?

Luna: There is something called a Pinkie Pie swear...

Totally off topic and not Chase related at all but what is your favorite James Bond film if you watch the series?

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Totally off topic and not Chase related at all but what is your favorite James Bond film if you watch the series?

I dunno... I like some of the older films. I think Oddjob is best henchman. :pinkiehappy:

Kudzu, I'm having my first high right now, Any recommendations on how to calm down?

Bucky:
If you can find ways to make guns that aren't dependent on gunpowder, whats stopping the enemy from doing the same once the powder is rendered useless? What's the plan then?

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Bucky:
If you can find ways to make guns that aren't dependent on gunpowder, whats stopping the enemy from doing the same once the powder is rendered useless? What's the plan then?

Bucky: The plan, as I understand it, should certain nightmare scenarios happen, we take a team of well vaccinated ponies and zebras, and then we do something that will make the world hate us for all of our days. We introduce our enemies to one of the zebra's super-diseases and we commit ourselves to doing the unthinkable. Not my plan, but there are plans made for when we know we cannot afford to play nice.

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Kudzu, I'm having my first high right now, Any recommendations on how to calm down?

Watch Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Watch out for the bats.

To Twilight Velvet:
Ms Velvet, was your marriage with Night Light mostly your own decision? Or just how much did your former houses meddle within your courtship?

To Discord:
Have you buried your past feud with Angel Bunny?

Adult questions? Let's have adult-child questions:

To TwiFlashDash: Is it hard to find time away from your children to fornicate?

To Flitter:
As sisters who married the same stallion, how do you both get your private time with Thunderlane? Do you take turns?

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To Twilight Velvet:
Ms Velvet, was your marriage with Night Light mostly your own decision? Or just how much did your former houses meddle within your courtship?

Twilight Velvet: We met in school. It was Celestia (sort of) that brought us together. It was all very romantic...

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To Discord:
Have you buried your past feud with Angel Bunny?

Discord: We have agreed to disagree...

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Adult questions? Let's have adult-child questions:
To TwiFlashDash: Is it hard to find time away from your children to fornicate?

Twilight Sparkle: Want to hear a funny joke? Rainbow Dash is the fastest pegasus in existence... ten seconds and she's flat on her back.

Rainbow Dash: Hey!

Flash Sentry: We have ways and means. A few bits and Spike is more than glad to take Glass Slipper to Sugarcube Corner and Scootaloo is more than happy to go and visit her friends.

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To Flitter:
As sisters who married the same stallion, how do you both get your private time with Thunderlane? Do you take turns?

Flitter: We take turns and never engage him together.

To Pinkie, Explosions?

Kudzu, I don't suppose I could inquire as to how some of your planning process works?

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To Pinkie, Explosions?

Pinkie Pie: Yes!

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My notes for the Chase have exceeded 90k words...

To Larch: Do you have any favorite lines?

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