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  • 82 weeks
    Eh, why not

    Hey there, horse word friends. Was cleaning up some old storage and found the occasionally discussed "alternate ending" to Twilight, Revised that I wrote and never publicly released. I've grown to dislike lost media, so in that spirit, figured I'd vomit it up nine years (GOOD LORD) late. It's not going on the main story as I think

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  • 371 weeks
    Story rec

    Yes, I'm still around occasionally. I can be summoned via PM.

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  • 437 weeks
    Follow up.

    Real quick... I posted a few months ago with a Patreon related to my bad movie review blog, mentioning I was unemployed. Well, I have a job again, so no need to worry. Or give. (Unless you still want to.)

    Just didn't want people to see only the last blog and worry.

    Hope ponies are going well. See ya.

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  • 452 weeks
    Is this thing on?

    Um... hey guys. I lost my job yesterday. (Yeah, they fired me just before Labor Day weekend. My former employers are hilarious.) I've known this was coming for around two months now, but unfortunately I haven't been able to find another job yet.

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  • 514 weeks
    Fin.

    (Big ol' disclaimer: pretty much entirely personal crap. Skip if you're so inclined.)

    Contrary to popular opinion, I'm bothered by a lack of resolution on a personal level. So, here I am again. This is going to sound a bit rambly, as I was slightly drunk while writing some of this.

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Jul
12th
2012

Eagle Eye story compendium · 10:47pm Jul 12th, 2012

It occurs to me that I've been writing more and more about an original character of mine, the bisexual Royal Guardspony Eagle Eye, and some might not know everything about him, since I don't always mark relationships very clearly. So, here, I'll collect all stories Eagle Eye-related, and if FiMFic will cooperate, I'll make this a custom box on my user page.

Distorted Perspective: This is the first story Eagle Eye appeared in as a supporting protagonist. The story is in first person, occasionally from his viewpoint and occasionally Celestia's. For some bizarre reason, this tour of madness is my most popular story.

Playing Hard to Get: The second story Eagle Eye appeared in, this time as the main character. Playing Hard to Get is a sort of spinoff/sequel to Distorted Perspective that directly follows Eagle Eye dealing with the events of the story. Suffice to say he's left shaken.

A Night He (Won't) Remember: This is the third (and most recent) story Eagle Eye appeared in, this time in a smaller role.

A fourth story featuring this character is in the works, which will span multiple chapters.

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Eagle Eye? Multipart story? I'm straight and yet I can't wait for this.

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It may interest you to know that said story will feature more of his "straight side," so to speak.

I once had one of my closest friends tell me that guys can't be bisexual. She did a research paper in university. It was a pretty fun conversation, given that she's also a stalwart advocate of gay rights.

I do enjoy your OC, Vimbs. I've been eying up that last fic, curious to see whether or not you're pairing him with Rarity, because I know you hate her so. Whatever happens, it seems like a silly enough premise that promises entertainment.

Don't have to be gay to enjoy a series such as this.

It is a very amusing tale of a poor pony who is life's buttmonkey. Or is it butt-buddy? :derpytongue2:

This does give me an idea, now... See if anything comes out of it.

Eagle Eye, even by proxy of "his" doesn't make sense in a sentence with "straight side."

That said, it would be nice to explore his character a bit further in than his hilarious denial, meek submission, and ravenous appetites. Not that I want those to change, mind...

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Myeh, it's a blog post.

Those character traits won't change, but we'll see a side of him that I've only hinted at a few times. Ever wonder what his special talent actually is?

228558 You know I never actually have...
I tend not to think so much when I'm giggling and cackling by turns.

My keyboard is rising by about thirty degrees.

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Yep. I'm writing that story idea, Skirts.

228558

Spyglass... Staring at flanks?

Hey, IC found ya

I came here from Eljunbyro.

What is this? I don't regret clicking on this link. I also come from eljunbyro

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Basically, that "Eagle Eye" pony that's in that story? He's an OC I started writing about, and these are the stories that feature him prominently. Colon asked to borrow him, and I said "Sure, why not."

That's cool. Kinda reminds me of the winningverse concept. I will definitely be reading one of these

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Yes, like that, except not awful.

228720 I thought you wrote all your stuff on a old-as fuck computer in your garage, not a laptop. So what is the keyboard doing on your crotch? :trixieshiftright:

Oh wait, obviously if you are on the net, you aren't on that computer. DERP! :derpytongue2:

I too came from Eljunbyro. :scootangel:

It's unfortunate I come across this after you decide to leave. Oh well.

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