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KitsuneRisu · 45k words · 335 10 · 3.6k views

Table for Dwayne · 6:43am Apr 3rd, 2015

Okay. So, let me get this out of the way. This is a blog about a reading.

NO WAIT. COME BACK.

Just let me get to it FIRST.

For April Fool's, instead of tricking everyone, I decided to write a joke chapter for my on-going series Table for Two. Maybe you've read it, maybe you haven't. But essentially, it was a crack-chapter, written about rocks, by rocks. And someone, out of ~~ALL THE CHAPTERS THEY COULD HA~~ the kindness of their heart and in the spirit of comedy, spent an unreasonable number of hours turning that into a dramatic play-style recording.

It has the voices, the exaggerated exudings, the dramatic flair, music, and even a couple of extra jokes. For the recorder's purported first time doing something like this, it has all the comedic beats, sound effects, and is altogether a very professional package. The only thing that it lacks is the actual Dwayne Johnson, but it doesn't matter.

Either way, this is a really good thing. It made me laugh, and the last thing that made me laugh was when that cat exploded of diabetes that one time, so I don't laugh easy.

Many, many thanks to Leoshi for this performance. Watch it. Love it. I know I did.

P.S.
From this, also two things. The first is that there is a commonality amongst readers of my stuff that no one knows how to pronounce my name. Let me define this now. It's pronounced Keehhhahehhh aevcfekcjjjj-lohshem-darudesandstorm.

The second is, Leoshi, if you're reading this, I heard ya, and, well, we'll see. No promises, but we'll see.