Mar
28th
2015
Something just occurred to me. · 1:41am Mar 28th, 2015
Season 5 spoilers after the break.
There are going to be humanzied Smooze fics.
This guy that Pinkie is hugging:
Is going to be humanized in some story, probably involving sex with Pinkie.
Just stew on that for a moment. Let the thought sink into your heart and mind, let it flow through your body that that blob of stuff is going to be humanized for erotic purposes.
Have a nice evening.
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Majin Syeekoh · 482 views
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But will it be better or worse than all the goo-person erotic art already on the internet? That's the important question.
And you're gonna be the one to write it.
I hope someone makes a joke about him putting his little hat over his thing.
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I would hope so; FiMFiction has its share of talented clop authors.
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...no. Why would you think that?
2917290
You know, it's funny you mention that because I was thinking the exact same thing.
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YES! COME JOIN ME AS WE DANCE THE DANCE OF MADNESS!
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Make a fic where they have to clean up sugar cube corner after they do it all over the place before the cakes show up.
Maybe Pinkie throws away some green jello thinking it to be male fluids and the actual male fluids end up being eaten by an unsuspecting customer. Who could or could not be RD.
edit: silly me, I forgot the "Please" at the beggining of all that...
Well... shit.
Since the Smooze's original song was a tribute to Buddy Holly, I think the Smooze in human form would look like this: wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/monkeymind/files/2013/10/The_Big_Bopper.jpg
2917297 Because I know you.
*Casts that idea out of his mind before his twisted claws gets a grasp on it*
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why would you do that? why would you put that thought into our minds? that's just cruel.
2917431 Because you guys needed a warning.
2917458 I suppose I should thank you... so fu- I mean, thank you
I mightvbe drubkish
Hi
2917466 ...hi.
We already have one. His name is Anon.
2917507 ...goddamn you.
2917487 hi
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We shall all dance the black spiral, and it will be glorious. All glory to the Wyrm!
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He already has.
you can't stop the smooze
I just know that any fics I have playing on G1 Smooze need to be published like, RTFN before it's too late. D:
2917378 Somehow...That just isn't helping. At all.
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Me too D:
You owe me $10 if you write a fic involving sexual activity between the Smooze and Pinkie. Ten. Dollars.