~"If you want it to make sense, YOU say it."~
Old cover art for "Moonbutt" is back.
Working on a new Sister story.
Hey guys.
Noir
As always, the wonderful Sir Omny over at DeviantArt has graced me with his skill and provided this marvelous cover piece depicting the Gardener.
Hi everypony...
I'm back.
Slowly... but... I'm back.
Not sure how much I'll be posting, but I'm going to try and work on things and acclimate myself to the world again. It's been a bad, hard couple months, and I want to be in Equestria again.
I've missed all of you.
~Noir
Hey everypony,
I'm dealing with a lot of frustration and disappointment lately, so I'm going to put myself in time-out and take a hiatus.
Wintertime gets to me, and my attitude is suffering for it. I can't write the quality stories you deserve when I'm bitter and let down.
Hey everypony!
If I'm writing something for you, I have good news!
I've been graced with a more accommodating schedule at work, so I'm able to throw myself at these writings in full force this week, and devote more time to finishing them. Commissions are STILL open, too!
Thank you for being so patient with me.
~Noir 
28 days ago today, I published my first fic, "Midnight's Hourglass."
Today, as of this blog post, my most recent story is #1 on the site.
How?
YOU GUYS.
I don't even. I CAN'T even. SO much white girl inability to even right now.
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Sex sells.
This might be a request for a sex scene. Might be. ;]
2832735 Apparently! And these three didn't even need to perform!
2832741
Al-kee-haul is bad for you.
Then again, it could be an anti-drug use ad. Who knows?
It's your avatar. Who can resist reading a story by a coffee-drinking chain-smoking unicorn wearing glasses? Not this guy.
2832754 It's a straw.
I quit years ago.
2832760 Good for you! Doesn't hurt the imagery any, but I admit to teasing a bit. Your achievements obviously have nothing to do with your coffee, and everything to do with your writing skill. Damned well done.
The french name got me but I stayed for the story. Congratulation.
2833156 It's a play on words. "Ménage a trois" is French for "threesome," and "quoi" means "what."
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That why I was curious about it. I am no stranger to french and I liked the word play you had made.
Plus the cover art was hilarious, so is the story.
En plus l'idée étais Original.
2833226 Merci.
2833235
De rien
...and it doesn't get more white filly inability to even than an emotional Rarity!
Congrats on your achievment there. Hope you do it again, and again, and again, and...
Well, you get the idea.
It's great you got such recognition. Your story was both unexpected and hilarious at the same time. Congratulations for getting your first feature.
Congratulations once again on another good story!
Who's awesome? You're awesome!
Give a tired hack a high five.
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2834563 I love ALL you guys!!
2834575
Also, I really love your cover art.
Wink Wink
Hint Hint
Nudge Nudge?
Desperate for attention?!?
A-hem!
But seriously, I fu
cking love your story.
2834575 I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Please don't read that. It's...
Okay, look at my avatar. Yeah.
Again, great story. Great story.
I'm just going to leave you alone now.
Sorry.
2834591 **laughs** Hun, you are fine.
2834593 I made her laugh...
With your writing style I doubt you'll have too much trouble staying at the top of the charts from here on out. Once you get featured, it sort of snowballs from what I've seen.
2834843 I'm still in shock. I rarely venture into comedy as a form of literary expression.