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The Dungeon Maestro


I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

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  • 97 weeks
    I'm sure I'm alive, but why? Part 2: Electric Bungalow

    I live.
    How?
    I do not know.
    Why?
    Impossible to discern.
    Will I return to the this site and the fandom of the Poni?
    That is uncertain.
    What is the overland flight speed of an unladen swallow?

    .....

    African or European?

    All I know for certain, all that can be known for certain, is that
    I continue to wash myself with a rag on a stick.

    2 comments · 290 views
  • 376 weeks
    I'm sure I'm alive, but why?

    My laptop exploded.

    Read More

    7 comments · 787 views
  • 405 weeks
    I'M NOT DEAD. HONEST.

    Seriously, I'm not.

    Today was my 23rd birthday, and honestly I have spent more time thinking about writing in the past month than I did breathing. The next chapter is 94% done. I just needed to step back and take a deep breath.

    That breath is almost over.

    SOON.

    9 comments · 533 views
  • 429 weeks
    A State of Affairs.

    Well. It's been a while, hasn't it? It does appear that I am, in fact, not dead. I know, I was surprised to learn this as well. I can't even really make any kind of excuse to explain my absence, other than this:

    Mental illness sucks.

    I mean, it really sucks.

    Read More

    14 comments · 529 views
Jan
21st
2015

INCOMING!!! · 8:08am Jan 21st, 2015

OH GOD PLEASE DON'T HIT ME!!

... B-by which I mean... Y-yay, new chapter is here...

Almost...

The next 'chapter' has been 'finished', by which I mean I had to cut what was going to be the chapter in two because it was never going to be finished at this point. What was cut from Chapter 3: Bathtime Confessions will instead be uploaded as Chapter 4: Sex Scene #2 (Or 'The Chapter Wherein Celestia Learns How Horribly Repressed She Is Sexually'). Aren't chapter titles fun? So anyways, the next chapter has been sent to my wonderful, super-amazing editor Rethkir, and he will work his super editing voodoo on it and magically make all my horrible mistakes go away. Because that's how editing works, right? Hopefully you starving Twilestia fans will soon get your purple and white fix like the junkies we all are, and you'll receive your next chapter in 1-to-infinity business days.

So, to summarize: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY DON'T HURT ME! *Ducks behind table*

Signed (with a shaky, terrified hand)
-The Dungeon Maestro

Comments ( 11 )

Excellent! Editing voodoo is go!

Dude, chill. We're not going to hit you. We're just going to continue being patient, like good little readers. Life throws monkey wrenches your way, and you've been having to deal, so it's understandable, okay?

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I am aware of and thankful for your incredible patience. What was said was mostly for comedic value (what little there was to be had).:twilightsheepish:

i like how u described you relationship between u and your editor and thats wat i need an editor who dosent mind helping me out in my project, at the same time i need help started tool

What you talking 'bout, Maestro? I'm not mad at you.:twilightsmile:

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Really!:trollestia:

Seriously though, the pot shouldn't be calling the kettle black.

I look forward to new chapter!

Awesome, I can't wait. :pinkiehappy:

YEES MORE TWILESTIA!!!! OMG :heart::heart::heart:

When's Chapters 3 and 4? WHEEEEEN!!??

D: Q_Q TT-TT

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I have sent the completed chapter 3 to my editor but he said he'd get around to it, as he has other editing obligations. I have not heard from him since.

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