Dec
19th
2014
I, uh, have come to a realization. · 12:07am Dec 19th, 2014
It has come to my attention that I have a very specific fetish.
What is that fetish, you may ask? It's rather simple:
It's humanized Fluttershy getting, um, serviced roughly by humanized timberwolves.
Yes, this Fluttershy.
It has also come to my attention that there are only two pictures on derpibooru that display this act, which saddens me to no end.
Now, I don't have any money for commissions, but I so want this! Please make humanized Fluttershy getting roughly serviced by humanized timberwolves a thing! It'll make me very happy.
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Majin Syeekoh · 517 views
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....wat....
Humanized timberwolves... Isn't that the same as werewolves?
But I do not draw well k
...This is the first I've heard "humanized" and "timberwolves" used together.
>humanized Timberwolves
So . . . would a fan of these creatures be called a furry or a woody?
>there are only two pictures on derpibooru
You need to dig deeper.
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They're made of wood. They can't be the same.
Yeah, that's, uh, pretty specific. I'm surprised that you found even two pictures.
wat why
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Yes, they are wood wolves but would they be wood human?
And as a side note, I tried google and I couldn't find it. I was looking for because I was curious, of course!
Dammit, Syeekoh.
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That's the only way to explain the positions I saw on derpibooru
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I have no idea.
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I was searching for timberwolf pics for a probably aborted story idea and I just came across them.
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LOOK I DONT KNOW ITS JUST HOW MY MIND IS WIRED STOP BUGGING ME ABOUT IT CISHET SCUM
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This concept is too hard to rationalize. I do believe we have found the hardest question in the universe: what in the godly fuck are humanized Timberwolves?
2662690 search timberwolf, explicit, fluttershy on derpibooru
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>cis
41.media.tumblr.com/10f18ef3a8667dc400bfaf88b6bba76c/tumblr_nf3h92UMpC1sp5buyo1_500.jpg
Oh god, now I'm thinking about sap-kakke for some reason
please send help
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O_O
Stahp.
2662704 I'm lost. What is this?
2662717 bukkake with sap?
2662724 That makes sense.
2662679 >they're made of wood
>wood
hue
2662674 Well, since Bronies are technically a subset of Furry, I guess it would qualify as Furry. Except that they are humanized, in which case it depends on HOW human.
If they look totally human (like the Diamond Dogs from EQG), then it would be just straight porn.
If they are made of wood (like Dryads), we could call them Woodies.
If they still look like wolves (but not made of wood), back to Furries.
If they look like wolves (made of wood), then it's probably going to need a new name. I put Splintered up to that task.
2662717 Oh, nice. Now you've got me thinking about it...Oh and:
vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/mlp/images/b/bf/Scootaloo_covered_in_tree_sap_2_S1E23.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width/199?cb=20120805141330
I, uuhhhhh... think that picture you showed me is getting to me in a similar way.
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Value.
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Hmm . . . interesting. Well, once we figure out a standard model for humanized Timberwolves, then we'll be golden.
2662681 R34. Also, the other rule, 'no matter what it is, you'll always find someone on the internet that is into the same weird crap as you'.
Still not as weird as my fetish. Which none of you will ever know unless you can guess it.
k
wtf is a humanized timberwolf
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I have been scarred...! Oh the humanity! Burn it with fire!
...
Eh, not really.
Also, it reminds me of tentacle rape with expanded belly and protrusions. It's giving me ideas...
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I'm sorry I asked :(
2662797 Hey!
Don't knock my fetish!
...actually, yeah, it's pretty out there. You can knock it as much as you like.
you have a really weird fetish and i want to throw up now
Mmmm...that fetish doesn't sound too bad, actually...
I know this is an older blog post, but...eh, this is the internet. You're supposed to click things that catch your eye.
And for the record...not the weirdest fetish that I've heard of. Just oddly specific.