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kudzuhaiku

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

kudzuhaiku Joined 26th Feb, 2014 · Offline

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  • 55 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 65 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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    33 comments · 960 views

  • 95 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

    25 comments · 1,020 views

  • 95 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 118 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Sep
5th
2014

She wants to be popular · 3:18pm Sep 5th, 2014

Elphaba Trot.

I think she needs a winged something to make her popular.

Report kudzuhaiku · 277 views · Story: Beelzeboob: A Comedy of (Element) Bearers ·
Comments ( 16 )
Corey
Corey #2 · Sep 5th, 2014 · · ·
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I say she is an adorable background pony that no one knows about. Heck I didn't even know she existed until now and I'm sure I'll forget who she is in about thirty minutes.

kudzuhaiku
kudzuhaiku #3 · Sep 5th, 2014 · · ·
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2429690

You don't know who Elphaba is, do you?

Or Popular?

Corey
Corey #4 · Sep 5th, 2014 · · ·
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2429693 No. I do not, and I take pride in my occasional ignorance. Because ignorance is bliss.

SeanofTheDead
SeanofTheDead #6 · Sep 5th, 2014 · · ·
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2429693 dude I don't think anyone does. Though I am sure we are about to find out. And begin to love her in some way. As per the usual.

kudzuhaiku
kudzuhaiku #7 · Sep 5th, 2014 · · ·
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Oh Goddess help me. Nobody knows who Elphaba is?

The Wicked Witch of the West!

Aatxe360
Aatxe360 #8 · Sep 5th, 2014 · · ·
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I think she needs a winged something to make her popular.

A wingboner? :moustache::facehoof:

kudzuhaiku
kudzuhaiku #9 · Sep 5th, 2014 · · ·
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2429857

A winged monkey goat thing perhaps.

Rainbow87dash
Rainbow87dash #10 · Sep 5th, 2014 · · ·
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2429867 "Fly my pretties! Get that girl and her little dog too!" :pinkiecrazy: *maniacal laughter*

Scarheart
Scarheart #11 · Sep 5th, 2014 · · ·
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2429774 Whelp...that's gotta sting.:pinkiecrazy:

marcelojj
marcelojj #13 · Sep 5th, 2014 · · ·
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You really dig DEEP the internet sometimes, huh ?

TRSR
TRSR #14 · Sep 5th, 2014 · · ·
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Popular, I'll help you be pop-uuuuuular~ :raritywink:

I have so much love for Wicked.

StrigidaeFan
StrigidaeFan #16 · Sep 24th, 2014 · · ·
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I know For good and Defying Gravity.

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