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TheNextGamer


I'm totally sophisticated and smart. You see that cute kid in the picture? He represents my very soul... and my expert use with Google Images. I AM SMART DAMMIT

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  • 487 weeks
    Happy New Years!

    RIP 2014

    RIP TheNextGamer- Wait a minute, I'm still alive.

    WHERE THE DUCK IS THE NEXT CHAPTER? WAS THAT LAST BLOG A LIE, NEXTGAMER-SENPAI?!

    I'll admit, I did not foresee me taking so long for this chapter.

    Erm... Good news, 4,500 words!
    Bad news, it's not done yet.

    Good news again, I'm still writing!
    Bad news, procrastination is my weakness.

    HAPPY DEATH OF 2014! RIP

    2 comments · 473 views
  • 497 weeks
    I'm STILL ALIVE BABY!

    Ok, so as you have noticed, I have been gone for a few months without telling anyone, and therefore, had made But I AM Evil on a very fucking long hiatus that took very long.

    I'm surprised no one commented me on this, but I'm not complaining.

    Read More

    2 comments · 343 views
  • 515 weeks
    Welp, it's about that time of the writing phase again.

    You know what I hate the most about writing?

    The Writer's block.

    You know what I hate most about the writer's block?

    When you kill it, it comes back stronger.

    You know what I hate when things get killed, only to come back stronger?

    Read More

    10 comments · 397 views
  • 521 weeks
    Moved from chapter to blog

    Due to me accidentally breaking a rule, I couldn't post a non-story chapter to my story. In this case, I must post the original Author's note here.


    Hi all of you weirdos and hotties out there that read my story and like it (for some odd reason, seriously I never expected 448 likes oh my god 3,474 views why)

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    1 comments · 422 views
  • 521 weeks
    I GOT FEATURED TODAY!

    OMAGAWD OMAGAWD OMADNFDSJF

    I GOT FEATURED

    I LOVE YOU. I LOVE ALL OF YOU. YOU GUYS ARE WONDERFUL!

    I LOVE YOU!

    OMAGAWD I CANNOT COMPREHEND THIS.

    I FEEL FAINT ALL OF A SUDDEN.

    I LOVE YOU ALL!

    OH GOD

    MY BRAIN IS OVERLOADING.

    IS THIS REALITY OR A FANTASY?!

    PINCH ME!

    *faints*

    3 comments · 392 views
Jun
21st
2014

Welp, it's about that time of the writing phase again. · 7:06pm Jun 21st, 2014

You know what I hate the most about writing?

The Writer's block.

You know what I hate most about the writer's block?

When you kill it, it comes back stronger.

You know what I hate when things get killed, only to come back stronger?

It's a lame ass-pull by writers to continue the story with the same character who just died, because they can't think of anyone else to continue the story.

You know what I hate about my story?

The fact that I suck at writing it sometimes.

Anyway, be patient for next chapter please. I love you. Yes, you there, sitting in that wierd position, I love you. I'm confessing my love for you over the internet. Please love me back or I'll go to your house at night and eat you.

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Comments ( 10 )

Nope don't love you :trollestia:

HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS SITTING LIKE THIS?!!

I will love you and you can eat me, the best of both worlds. Go ahead, eat me. I am cream filled.

Just remember the guard with the aviator glasses. Cause he's awesome.
... and he may help you with said block.

I wait in the name of Connery.:coolphoto:

Look's like I got some people to eat.:pinkiecrazy:

Check your closets. Cause I'll be right behind you, when you do so.

I feel your pain :facehoof: writers block sucks! :twilightangry2: I've been having it for half a year now :raritydespair:

No offense, but emo post is emo.

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Love me or I eat you.:heart:

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