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TheNextGamer


I'm totally sophisticated and smart. You see that cute kid in the picture? He represents my very soul... and my expert use with Google Images. I AM SMART DAMMIT

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  • 487 weeks
    Happy New Years!

    RIP 2014

    RIP TheNextGamer- Wait a minute, I'm still alive.

    WHERE THE DUCK IS THE NEXT CHAPTER? WAS THAT LAST BLOG A LIE, NEXTGAMER-SENPAI?!

    I'll admit, I did not foresee me taking so long for this chapter.

    Erm... Good news, 4,500 words!
    Bad news, it's not done yet.

    Good news again, I'm still writing!
    Bad news, procrastination is my weakness.

    HAPPY DEATH OF 2014! RIP

    2 comments · 473 views
  • 497 weeks
    I'm STILL ALIVE BABY!

    Ok, so as you have noticed, I have been gone for a few months without telling anyone, and therefore, had made But I AM Evil on a very fucking long hiatus that took very long.

    I'm surprised no one commented me on this, but I'm not complaining.

    Read More

    2 comments · 343 views
  • 515 weeks
    Welp, it's about that time of the writing phase again.

    You know what I hate the most about writing?

    The Writer's block.

    You know what I hate most about the writer's block?

    When you kill it, it comes back stronger.

    You know what I hate when things get killed, only to come back stronger?

    Read More

    10 comments · 396 views
  • 521 weeks
    Moved from chapter to blog

    Due to me accidentally breaking a rule, I couldn't post a non-story chapter to my story. In this case, I must post the original Author's note here.


    Hi all of you weirdos and hotties out there that read my story and like it (for some odd reason, seriously I never expected 448 likes oh my god 3,474 views why)

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    1 comments · 422 views
  • 521 weeks
    I GOT FEATURED TODAY!

    OMAGAWD OMAGAWD OMADNFDSJF

    I GOT FEATURED

    I LOVE YOU. I LOVE ALL OF YOU. YOU GUYS ARE WONDERFUL!

    I LOVE YOU!

    OMAGAWD I CANNOT COMPREHEND THIS.

    I FEEL FAINT ALL OF A SUDDEN.

    I LOVE YOU ALL!

    OH GOD

    MY BRAIN IS OVERLOADING.

    IS THIS REALITY OR A FANTASY?!

    PINCH ME!

    *faints*

    3 comments · 392 views
Oct
24th
2014

I'm STILL ALIVE BABY! · 9:16am Oct 24th, 2014

Ok, so as you have noticed, I have been gone for a few months without telling anyone, and therefore, had made But I AM Evil on a very fucking long hiatus that took very long.

I'm surprised no one commented me on this, but I'm not complaining.

Expect a chapter coming out in the.... oh-so near future. Don't be surprised if it's not out this week though. Or the next week. MAYBE the week after the next week.

Hello, have I ever told you about my writer's block? Also, internet? Also procrastination?

I swear, half the time, I just want to say "SCREW IT." And just forget about plot and story all together, and make this story as random and inconsistent as I please. But I don't want to do that to you people yet. I have big plans for this story. Like, if I ever fucking get around to finishing But I AM Evil, there's a sequel for it. I'm not spoiling shit though, unless you ask me nicely on my Steam account.

What was I talking about again? Oh right, next chapter.

Meh. It'll come out soon, but not as soon as you hope, but not exactly a few months late either.

How many months has it been again? 3? 4? Fuck.

I'm writing this in the middle of the night. Yay.

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Comments ( 2 )

Hey!!!

Oi! MAKE A BONUS STORY OF HIS BUCKET LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHEESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKING WAY TOO FUCKING OR BUCKING LONG( Whatever floats your swearing boat) ON UPDATING IT!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS GOD OF PHYSICS OVER AND OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS: THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH FOR NOT UPDATING But I AM Evil! It put me in the mood for nuking the whole world...

Well, anyway good luck! I love your story!

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