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Bad Horse
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Bad Horse
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Sexy
Should be dyed Red and Black, otherwise its perfect.
THE HORN HAS BEEN DOUBLED!
It's a double-alicorn. 100% more powerful than any regular alicorn.
Making a good alicorn OC is one of the hardest things in this fandom. Making a bad alicorn OC is one of the easiest.
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
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2203722 That isn't even its final form.
2203730 Oh, my GOD! You mean its a Pokedoublealicorn that still has to evolve? You're gonna need a Pokeball the size of a blimp.
2203740 Nah, just duct tape.
New best pony, or best something.
Tee hee!
It's got wings on its butt.
I wonder if Scootaloo would fly better if her wings were on her butt?
Butt wings would make butt sex... umm... it would be pretty interesting? Certainly not even close to vanilla. Not at all. It'd bring new meaning to floating like a fart. Just look up the Oil Derrick position (perv). Hope you got strong arms.
I notice that, far from being amazingly timed, that photo is in fact amazingly shopped.
Peryton OC*
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Horns... check
Wings... check
Hooves... check
Yep alicorn princess allright
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2203826
Butts are used not just for sitting on things; they're also a really big muscle you use for walking. You can't re-engineer a butt to include the musculature for a wing without creating some horrid over-engineered mess that would perform terribly at walking and flying.
Mental images are fun, aren't they?
I don't see a fence around that specimen. I too would be hesitant to cage that destroyer of worlds and fandoms alike.
With two horns, no less.
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I had mental images of Scoots with two sets if wings. Due to her weak and encumbered posterior, she would be forced to achieve locomotion by either rolling along or hopping along (badly).
Hey! Rollalong and Hopalong! Lol!
I also had images of those really expensive wings you can buy at Pizza Hut. Honey garlic wings mmmmm... horrendous genetic mutation...
2203848 If it were photoshopped, the wings would be balanced, & you wouldn't be able to see the bird's butt & one leg.
2204022 That would be true only if the goal of the photshopper were to put fake wings on the antelope(?) rather than to stage the pic. Which I never said it was.
Edit: Though I am reconsidering the photoshop theory, since I can't explain why there would be a visible bill if it were photoshopped.
Oh deer.
Beautiful
2204094 My guess is strange double exposure.
Mad Cow! Mad Cow!
Mad Cow! Mad Cow!
He strides across the menu, the crystal meth of beef,
He's found in any venue where expense accounts are chief!
And once he's got a steak in you, you'll never find relief:
Asparagus, a side of fries,
A CabSav would be very nice--
Mad Cow! Mad Cow!
Mad Cow! He's mad!...
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So majestic
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God, Ed. Are you trying to get Bad Horse to kill you?! Man, you got balls.
Hmm...
If it were a zebra instead of a cow(?), would it be called a zebracorn? A ziggacorn? Or maybe even a zaggercorn?
Zecora is best ziggacorn. Motha o' rhymes, yo.
Yeah, yeah. I'll show myself out.
2204094
Read the little text in the corner of the image.
The bird is behind the deer. It's simple line-of-sight manipulation and timing.
Cool.
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Story.
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Bro.
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2204815 Perhaps you should have read my first post: 2203848
Storkacorns are a proud and noble race and I WOULD THANK YOU NOT TO CONFUSE THEM WITH WINGED HORSES.
I think in this case a solid meteor strike might be more than justified.
2204628
WHERE MY TIGGER? THERE MY TIGGER:
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2204987
Fine. They could have just pasted a deer in front of the bird and deliberately made it imperfect so it'd actually be believable.
Does the easy answer satisfy you?
2205485 Since I already said I'm not so sure anymore that it's a fake - I'm really not sure what you think you're arguing about. But if you ever figure it out, be sure and let me know.
The One True Horsicorn rises
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2205635
Wait. Wait... were you two having some sort of argument over a silly goofy picture on the internet this whole time and I was too busy goofing off/making an utter ass of myself to notice because I was having waaaaaaaaay too much fun?
Well, misters... whatever floats your boat. I guess.
You both get get a picture of a platypus puggle, eagerly suckling upon nutritious milk :-)
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Did that make any sense at all in regards to this blergh? It certainly does!
2206015
I find your name super ironic considering what has been mentioned in these comments.
"I don't know what happened: I was coming in for a landing, everything looked fine--and suddenly there was this terrible shock and the lights went out."
2203864
Wtf did I just read?