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This horse, it is dead inside. So dead. · 9:34am Apr 23rd, 2014
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Queuefka Palazzo · 333 views
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Queuefka Palazzo
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384 weeksDamnit, Salacar0 comments · 491 views
[4:33:27 PM] Solocats: Aight, let me just relocate to my bed and laptop first then
[4:33:41 PM] Solocats: I prefer doing stuff with you in bed
[4:33:52 PM] Solocats: That came out wrong
[4:33:55 PM] Queueduroy: You knew exactly what you were doing there.
[4:34:00 PM] Queueduroy: Don't deny it, you slut.
[4:34:03 PM] Queueduroy: : ^ D -
413 weeks"What the fuck is Day Court?" or "Stop subscribing to the Business Factory School of Writing."2 comments · 643 views
So for a while now something's been bugging me about how you fuckers write, and I've been guilty of it, too. I call it the "Business Factory School of Writing" after Vincent Adultman from Bojack Horseman. Don't know what I'm talking about? Then shame on you, and take a gander:
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413 weeksDon't tell me your story in your story description0 comments · 464 views
People will only read the first two sentences of your description unless they're damn good sentences, so make sure they're damn good sentences. Explaining the fine details of your story will be boring because walls of text are shit and there won't be any context; your story description is not an appropriate place to dump exposition. Explain in broad, punchy terms what people will find in your
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lolwat
Gee. I can't imagine for what reason he originally trained it to lie on its back and let him mount it.
2038014
That's probably what he did before he trained it, at least.
Yeah.
I didn't need to see that.
:|
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Human in Equestria genre!
2038126
Needs more pony raep.
2038182
If the .gif was longer, you'd get your pony rape... So, so much pony rape...
I've never seen such submissiveness.
2038445
That's because you never spied on your mommy at night.
2038450 It hurts so bad
but it's so good
Look at all the fucks it doesn't give!
2038508
Why does it hurt? I think you'd be proud everyone, I mean everyone, thinks your mom's is a bang-up, swell kinda gal.
2038650 img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110606042636/es.futurama/images/c/c6/Futurama_fry_looking_squint2.jpg
Yea she's pretty fucking awesome
I think she's so warm and comforting
always open to anyone
2039435
Not sure if you saw what I did there...
Or if you haven't realized I'm your dad yet.
They cut out the part where he jacks it off.
2038450 Had me laughing for a long time reading that
2039502
I think it might be a mare.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh shit! That is fucking unhealthy for the horse. I've heard that they can crush themselves under their own weight if they're pinned upside down.
2039732 Well finger then
2040575
Why not go all the way?
this horse and I have much in common
2041526 A submissive one are we?
My fav
2040967 Because, hot dog down a hallway
2041827
The hotdog can still rub on the floor of the hallway.
2041526
Please, tell me more.
2041826 >tfw asians will never do headstands on you
;-;
2041998 go fuck your snake
2042187
I wish I had one, herpetophilia's supposed to be really easy because they don't struggle as much as mammals.
2042187 I know ;-;
2041998 Oh you
2043057
The twinky can still bounce against the walls of the well on the way down.
2042224 ew
2043054 hue
2043986
I'll bring a new, either super deadly or super annoying, STD into mankind! I won't die until I do, and I'll probably die because of it!
2043999 worth it i hope
2044029
Eh, I'll have all the filthy, animal rape my cold, black heart'll be able to handle.
2042224
2044040
2042187
What the fuck happened here?
2045077
We made some funny jokes.
2045078
Too much horsey raep for me
2045079
It wasn't for you.
2045082
I know
2045084
So there's no problem. Good to know.
2045087
There's still the problem of me being bored out of my mind, but that's another matter entirely.
2045090
And most importantly not my problem.
2045091
Yes, crawl back into the dark crevice that spawned you, foul creature
2045094
My mother's vagina? Classy.
2045097
That was rude and inappropriate, for shame
2045099
It was almost exactly what you said, so we can both feel the shame.
2045101
I have no shame
2045102
Oh, that's a relief, I thought I was going to have to fake some shame for a moment there.
2045104
How can you fake shame? Teach me your secrets
2045108
Well, first you look down so people can't see the smile in your eyes. Then you frown a bit, which we both know is just an upside down grin. Then you cry some tears of happiness!
That's the basic technique. Sometimes you'll need to get a bit advanced and manipulate your throat, tongue, and lips to form the audible sounds of an apology. I still haven't mastered that.