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Zamairiac


A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

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  • 41 weeks
    Small Snippet For Next MFL Chapter!

    "You'll wait here and be grateful that I find no cause for you to have an accident creature," she said, sneering.

    I didn't know if it was instinct or a mixture of my newfound magic or...or something else.

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    2 comments · 676 views
  • 42 weeks
    MFL New Chapter Is Up!

    Told you I'd get it done!

    Enjoy and as always, do let me know what you think!

    2 comments · 293 views
  • 42 weeks
    Mated For Life RETURNS!

    Finally, fucking finally!

    I've finally managed to find the time to re-read the entire story up until The Abandoned chapter.

    As such I now have both the information, feel and motivation to continue the epic tale of Richard and Chrissy.

    Here's a small sneak-preview -

    "What in the hell is going on here?" I asked, eyes wide as I took in the frankly terrible sight.

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    8 comments · 438 views
  • 51 weeks
    Welp, I've Done It Again!

    Yet Another Story For Those Interested To Enjoy!

    This time between a temperamental young man and a feisty Goblin who become friends with benefits and try to keep it that way.

    Emphasis on try :trollestia:

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    7 comments · 488 views
  • 51 weeks
    It's My 30th Birthday!

    I was SIXTEEN LAST WEEK, I SWEAR! :raritycry:

    15 comments · 187 views
Jan
31st
2014

RIF Warning!!! · 11:26pm Jan 31st, 2014

I was just asked about how the Alicorn Instinct might affect Cadance in RIF, and if so, how much on a scale of one to ten.

Well...Alex is going to make her jealous after she brags (Lies) about a certain something...which in turn will affect her instinct.

So, how much on a scale of one to ten?

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Comments ( 55 )

what is the picture from?:rainbowhuh:

Yuno, so it will be a ultimate ten.

well, hes fucked.

:pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

8 Crazy Pinkies sounds about right.

1780104
huh, never watched it. any good? if so what kind of show is it?

1780109 Death. Lots of it. But overall, one of the best anime's I've ever seen. Also extremely awesome Intro songs!

i might guess 7 or 8, 9-10 is something like "KILL EVERYTHING IN SIGHT mode activated".

1780117 ok. ill give it a look. thanks!

on a side note, why is there no smiling fluttershy emote?

holy Yuno...i'm scared, Zam please make the bad lady go away....:fluttershysad:

That anime is overrated. Any other analogs?

Edit: I guess I hurt some fanboy's feelings.
Edit #2: So now that is three offended for no reason fanboys. So sad.

"How much trouble Mr. Pond? On a scale of one to ten...:coolphoto:11."

...:rainbowlaugh:sometimes I surprise myself.

Ten. Possibly even eleven:eeyup:

Oh no. I just got through watching Future Diary. I know how bad this is.

I knew it! You just have a thing for crazy chicks don't you? You just had to pick one of the most mentally unstable of anime characters that I've come across. :trollestia:

If I've ever learned anything from my father it was to never stick your dick in crazy. Sadly Alex had no clue what he was getting into.

1780323

Where do you think it all started XD

I fell in love with Yuno's character, maybe I just have a thing for crazy :pinkiecrazy:

1780398

It's the adrenaline from the constant life/death situations.

1780398 You would probably love "School Days" then. That anime scared me shitless for a week! I couldn't even go out and try to talk to girls, scared of what they would do to me! :fluttershyouch:

He's doomed

Dat depends, what was the scale from last story and what exactly is the lie?

1780398
Maybe...

Here is a somewhat related, but unrelated question. Have you ever seen a movie called ''My Super Ex-Girlfriend''?

1780503
I had a feeling you did.
It is all slowly coming together now.

Scale 1 to 10 I would say 10, but it be 20 because Alex well be royally fucked.

so bascally scenario: yah i got my dick sucked off by some whore who loves me skank: says the alex.
Cadence: VUSHRODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH:flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage:

OH GAAAAAAAWD not yuno gasai

im guessing thats greater than a 10 then?

So that's a .5? :P

I'm going with a 12.

1780398 thing for crazy? Is that why you attract the rabid fan girls? =o

So stalking with a side of brutal murder?

Oh Alex here's some light reading for you, maybe it'll explain why Cadence is pissed.
i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8017505280/hCD4F6382/

35. Definetly 35.

1781697

Depends, I'm never too sure just how crazy they are:raritywink:

1782535
A mispelling of fus ro dah, which is basically the iconic Shout from Skyrim, and the basis for a few memes.

1782535 what is a dick to a pussy what is a faggot to stick what is skyrim to vushrodah what is your mom on my dick so learn about life and get back to me :facehoof:

1782896

...I don't think I like you anymore :ajbemused:

1783082 Is someone being a dick because they couldn't spell a three letter word?

1783532 what 3 letter word im missing something

1786267 Just simmer down lass, you're disturbing the peace

1786960 peace in wonderland? i think not!

1780759 listen cupcake. Nobody cares. Its one thing to just be a douche, its completely another to be an incurable douche to everyone. Sam didn't deserve any of your bullshit, and I for one won't put up with it. So how about you just take a hike already? :facehoof:

1790006 so much love
my bretheran dont even try to think that a squirell.. something i had soething there for a sec but i forgot..

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