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Twifight Sparkill


• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

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Nov
2nd
2013

A Meticulous Reconciliation - by Twifight Adelade Microscope Thesis. · 8:15am Nov 2nd, 2013

Welcome those who have survived the drought - fetid waters sitting still amidst a torrential river of ruin and destruction, hidden in the wooded wreckage of a shallow to regain your focus, you have waited long enough before daring the current and swimming headlong towards the promise of paradise, monsters one and all.

Though a sad mother regrets, there cannot be a weakness in any of the ranks despite the outcome. Death is as life; a mystery we fight and exist within regardless of understanding or ethereal reward. Our plastic toys shall outlive us all by thousands of years, and there is nothing we may do to dissuade the physical reality save affect the present with our everlasting message: DO UNTO OTHERS, THEN DO IT AGAIN IN CASE THEY FORGET.

WITHSTAND THE BLOWS OF THE ATTRACTIVE INVENTED BY THE MACHINE AS IMPORTANT ROLEMODELS, GIVEN TO US IN FAKED LIFESTYLES AND WRITTEN UP AKIN TO GODS WALKING AMONGST US! THEIR BLOOD AND FLESH ARE AS DELICIOUS AS OURS NO MATTER HOW THEY MIGHT SPIN THEMSELVES OTHERWISE! DESTROY THE BORDERS BUILT BY A FLAILING TECHNOLOGY THAT HASN'T ANY IDEA OF WHAT IT STANDS TO GIVE US, HEDGING THEIR VICTIMS IN A SHELL OF SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS THAT IS NEITHER ARMOUR NOR WELCOME!

Do not let yourself be a slave to the almighty convenience, for therein lies the laziness that shall doom us as the dominant species. Rather, we shall continue to hunt and kill to feed our require, forever reminded that blood tastes like blood and NO DEVICE SHALL TELL US OTHERWISE!

... I mean, hello! Fancy meeting you here, or talking to you. Or existing as an entity of meaning. Or anything. Skittles. Lawn gnome.

I have had a long and unfortunate turn of tragic events occur to me and my family recently in short order. I don't see any reason to explain these in detail, as it has been my understanding that misfortune and the frequent expression of such leads to alienation - nobody likes a downer. I don't think I'm a downer, honestly. I love to sing, to play, to be myself and love as openly and frequently as I can. Therefore, let us dispense with the pointlessness of tragedy and embrace the joy of simply being! Yes, that's where I am these days. It's enlightening, and I highly suggest the somewhat ignorant ideal to everyone. BE HAPPY!

... seriously, be happy. I will so kick your ass if you don't try it.

Some things to share:

• I wrote a new story despite having so many to complete, and it was very necessary on a personal level: A Funeral. It requires a lot of headcanon to make a lick of sense, along the lines of Scootaloo achieving her dreams despite being physically hampered early on, Rainbow Dash becoming both a Wonderbolt and her mentor, and er... hm. It's my first attempt at a sad story. When I originally posted it, it was very unpolished. I literally threw it together in an hour with a bottle of wine and a side of vodka, and it read as a raw tear in my flesh without a hint of sense. So after a few days I sort of cleaned it up and... gave up. I poured my heart into the idea of an emotion, and saw no point in pursuing the matter any further. If you haven't read it, that's okay. I'm just happy I was able to express something I had to and have it help me heal. My thanks to Queue and Softy 8088 for their input and suggestions. Really appreciated.

• You simply must follow VIDEOBAKERY on YouTube. I love them, and they frequently respond to my one-liner support messages. Mike is really, really good looking. Just go do it! You may recall a couple of their pony videos making it onto EqD a while back - trust me, they're funny as heck.

• We have a few new followers in amongst the hive, and they are as follows - Telaros, Jankis, Scrimshaw, isthral, JonOfEquestria, Dynamic Dragon, Jonathon Smythe, Fido, source1, JentleJeniusKat, Blagdaross, oberon, Cynewulf, Pascal, EmoCookies, Churchy, DarthCruel, nothingtoseehere, Lonely Shadow, Lilith911, Thunder twister, Rebound, 4rch4ng31, Skeeter The Lurker, Doom1, Bennet001, raw19, binky, cold revenge, blackflames, Trumpet of Doom, lines n stuff, Kierkegaard, Kenny Lattimore, KingSombrero, FlutterMac4ever21, Queue, Diamond Sparkle, RainbowJack2000, and shy sad jaded zarvuk. I may have repeated myself from a previous post, but... I don't know. Everyone that watches me deserves far more than I can give, and I really do appreciate you all so very much. 4rch4ng31 is especially dear, checking in on me every now and then. I'M SO DAMN EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED! Lonely Brony, theburningone94, Shanenator, Phazon, bookplayer, Dusty Sage, PointlessGizmo, Bad Horse, Hunterz263... Church. Kitsunerisu. So many loves of mine. I would so party with you if you ever came to Vancouver.

I guess that'll do for now. I'm tired. I have no life. I am so burned out from having two jobs and nothing else. Oh, well I bought a new car. I suppose that's good. Mostly.

Picture anyone?

Oh, it wasn't all that bad! I eventually learned to like it. A LOT!

Goodnight, my lovely creatures.

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Comments ( 18 )

I read your fic. "A Funeral"?

I liked it! (Helped that I can easily accept headacnon and real canon...) I do believe you did an awesome job, in any case.

Thanks for the shout out, too!

And I've been hanging with the parasprite for too long... I LIKE that picture...

~Skeeter The Lurker

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I find it funny how easy it is for FiMFiction members to simply accept headcanon without any prompt. It makes me feel better about life in general.

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It is fan fic. The authors are allowed to take a few liberties with it.

It's only when one tries to sell it as TRUE canon that the issue arises.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Very true. However, one must frequently be attuned to these written bastard offshoots to have any hope of understanding, eh? Therein lies the beauty of what we produce in this social mess.

I mean, I have no idea why I think Octavia and Vinyl Scratch are an acceptable couple, like Lyra and Bon Bon, save that I've found the idea attractive for so many stories here featuring them as such. It isn't even a question anymore, save that canon is empty and devoid of that particular scrutiny. We create depth and possibilities where there wasn't any to begin with, and I find that fascinating and wholesome. Comfortable. A warm hug, loving and supporting.

Mind you, I'm completely mad.

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Agreed, those two ships have become so embedded into the fan base, NO ONE questions them any more.

We create depth and possibilities where there wasn't any to begin with, and I find that fascinating and wholesome.

I literally cannot think of a better thing to say to that. It's that good.

Oh, and mad? Haven't you noticed? EVERYONE'S mad. Some just hide it better than others.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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I keep my madness in a box I made in a woodworking course. I bled on it so much, I figure it made sense! My diary is in it right now, eh. Along with a bottle of scotch I'd like to share with Martian, whom I miss terribly.

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Oh man... Martian is damn cool.

~Skeeter The Lurker

It's nice to see you back with a smile.

Hey cool, one of those is me.

I like me. :ajsmug:

Awww. I like the positive outlook you developed yourself. And in all honestly, I have been wanting to fly over there and give you a big hug ever since I started following to you. If I ever start saving, I will be sure one of my first destinations is Vancouver.

But really Twifight, I am always here for you no matter what. :heart:

I've always wanted to visit Vancouver anyways. Glad to see you're back and better than ever. I will do my damned best to be happy, if only for your sake. And I'm glad to see the hive expanded as much as it has; you must be something right, Ms. Sparkill. :heart:

Sorry I don't have anymore to add. :/

I swear, reading a blog post of yours is like reading erotica right from the bible

Good to hear from you again. :twilightsmile:

You know, some of the best stories are written like that, that's when inspiration truly pours forth.

Honestly haven't read it yet, but I will.

Hope life takes a turn for the better for you :twilightsmile:

OH GODS YES NEW TWIFIGHT BLOG

So soothing. Delicious words. Poetic prose unmatched in its depth, wisdom, and verbosity. It's like chicken soup for the soul. Great to hear that you are moving forward and being happy. I know I'll be happy! For sure! What a wonderful way to live the glorious wonder that is life!

And if I ever make the short trip from Seattle to Vancouver, we will totally party hard.

DO UNTO OTHERS, THEN DO IT AGAIN IN CASE THEY FORGET

AS MOTHER COMMANDS, IT SHALL BE DONE
New life motto accepted.

Ah, how I've missed your inimitable way with words. Welcome back. :pinkiesmile:




(You do realize this means the Pinkie Wars will be restarting, right? :pinkiehappy: )

So... does this mean you're finally back?

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