This day is going to be perfect

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This day is going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
Every pony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown
What they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having cake, with all my friends to celebrate
My wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake
Vows, I'll be lying when I say,
That through any kind of weather, I'll want us to be together
The truth is I don't really care for him at all.

No I do not love the groom, in my heart there is no room.
But I still want him to be all mine

I must escape before it's too late, find a way to save the day
Hope, I'll be lying if I say.
I won't fear that I may lose him to one who wants to use him
Not care for, love and cherish him every day!

For I also love the groom,
All my thoughts, he does consume.
Oh, Shining Armor, I'll be there very soon.

Finally the moment has arrived!
For me, to be one lucky bride.
Oh the wedding we won't make, he'll end up marrying a fake
Shining Armor will be ( MINE! All mine! )

Transcribed because I have nothing better to do with my time.

Comments

[CluelessDetective]

Thank you for posting this! BEST VILLAIN SONG EVER!

[Garion]

http://static.fimfiction.net/VillainSong.ogg

[LucidTech]

Listening to it right now.

http://www.youtuberepeater.com/watch?v=uvLVGDg5oxc

[LucidTech]

*partake
*cherish him each day*
Oh, and umm decide which way you want to spell armor

[StreakTheFox]

I KNEW THAT BITCH WAS EVIL

[CluelessDetective]

78822 I actually thought it was either Discord or Nightmare Moon in disguise!

[Heidao]

The most dangerous villain to date, and she almost succeeded
It makes me wonder what new threat will show in the next season

[TAB]

78843 I did too

[Heidao]

78843 Discord?
That's.... kinda gay
Discord wants Twilight's bro

[Iambrony]

Oh shot

[10000 B_C]

78843 I thought it too, but then was like
pinkie.ponychan.net/chan/files/src/133493932943.jpg
Also does anyone know who voice acts for the fake Cadence? She has a rockin' voice.

[CluelessDetective]

79084 To me, she sounds so familiar!

[Bro Dash]

Yes! No! Fuck my life! What the hell is going on!!!

I have no clue what this even means!! Yay for lack of knowledge!

It's a great idea...

[Comma-Kazie]

I still don't get why the Hub wanted Cadence to be an alicorn . . . Lauren designed her as a unicorn, and as far as I'm concerned that's what she is.

[Wilhelm]

80496
To sell more toys.
And to reuse the Pink Celestia's.

[Comma-Kazie]

80551 DAMN YOU HASBRO MARKETING!!!

[Wilhelm]

80553
There is one thing I didn't get.
Why were her wings purple at the end?

[Comma-Kazie]

80560 cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/9858686.jpg

[Wilhelm]

80563
img.ponibooru.org/_images/66c52300bd85321bc6407110c5933475/170374%20-%20ancient_aliens%20changeling%20conspiracy%20Giorgio_Tsoukalos%20meme.jpg

[Comma-Kazie]

80573 I concede. Well meme'd, sir.

[Wilhelm]

80574
img.ponibooru.org/_images/8ebf61dcfb4abdfe86ecc9f8d58f62b0/171017%20-%20aliens_guy%20changelings.jpeg

[Comma-Kazie]

80576
Hey Twilight! You know your brother almost had foals with a changeling, right?

I KNOW RIGHT!? Man, I'm glad we caught that in time!

Ah think ya broke her, Pinkie.





. . .
. . .
. . .

[Wilhelm]

80579
I think this is worse.
img.ponibooru.org/_images/4da4fead2c42dda3ccd80e3e0f5e98ec/170974%20-%20artist%3Agrail%20cheese_legs%20Chrysalis%20incest%20shining_armor%20transformation.png

[Comma-Kazie]

80587 . . . where the hell do you find all of these, it hasn't even been 24 hours!

[Wilhelm]

80591
There was porn of the changling queen, 26 miniutes after the episode.

[Comma-Kazie]

80592 . . . . wow. And yikes.

And also--link?

[Wilhelm]

80594
The first one.

[Comma-Kazie]

80596 We should be ashamed of ourselves.

. . .

. . .

. . . nice find.

[Wilhelm]

80597
3/4 of the art produced in the first 2 hours was just porn.

[Comma-Kazie]

80598 Well, this IS the internet. You know the rule.

[Wilhelm]

80607
Rule 34,35 and 85.
So... how many clopfics are coming out of this?

[Comma-Kazie]

80611 Let's not forget #63. Also . . . no idea.

[Wilhelm]

80613
I wonder what Luna was doing?
img.ponibooru.org/_images/a8a6969772820de550ad36963c5ea4f4/171043%20-%20artist%3Aztoonlinkz%20A_Canterlot_Wedding%20celestia%20comics%20luna.png

[knighty]

Mind stop spamming my blog post? Thanks.

[Comma-Kazie]

80616 I was wondering about that myself . . . the changelings may have been able to beat one (proper) alicorn, but two? Man there are going to be dozens of fics exploring where Luna was. . . . . money says half of them are NSFW.