What I learned today: "Pony play"

If you're thinking of doing some cosplay at Bronycon, do not google "pony costume" at work.

Also, BDSM is expensive. Something like this:

will run you about $3000.

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[Kinky Pie]

Reminds me of

Ah well.

[Kicks Mcgee]

Those are some big carrots...

[bookplayer]

Something like this: [...] will run you about $3000.

... and that's without the girl.

[Hoopy McGee]

I can't see outfits like that without thinking of the TV show American Horror Story.

Also, and this may be because I'm old and boring, but my first thought regarding those outfits is how incredibly sweaty they'd get, and how the sweat would probably pool up in the boots. Gross.

[Bradel]

I learn something new every day!

[Westphalian_Musketeer]

Well, the rainforest is being destroyed, and Latex is made from rubber, so those kinds of suits are only going to get more expensive.

[RainbowBob]

I hope there are air holes in that suit.

[Fiddlebottoms]

>not knowing about pony play
>21st century
>little arrows in human dialogue
>i'm not certain if this was ever acceptable

1176004
If you're paying for women, you're doing so many things wrong I don't even know where to start making the little arrows.

[UseFistNotMouth]

NSFW artwork. sirjeff.mirrors.bdsm.cz/gp/pictures/the-vet/sj-ponygirls-plight-poem.jpg

[bookplayer]

1176042
A good dominatrix is hard to find. It was a hell of a lot easier to find a good man.

(However, that good man did cut off my search for a good dominatrix. Besides, I have a mortgage.)

[kingtiger666]

Here's an idea - Show up to Bronycon dressed as Spiderman. Nobody will ever expect it!

[Amit]

1176079
I think I vomited in my mouth a little.

Not at the BDSM, but the poetry.

[UseFistNotMouth]

1176097

Wallowing smugly in lust tends not to facilitate especially qualified verse, after all.

[Westphalian_Musketeer]

1176033 Oxygen is for the weak.

1176080 Hey, at least it's only one mortgage!

1176079 Where's my bleach?

[RainbowBob]

1176079
God this picture has me so confused. Is that a black chick? If so, where are her arms? Just... fuck.

[UseFistNotMouth]

1176139

Yes she's black.
Both arms are crossed behind her back and bound in a leather sleeve.

Basically put your right arm behind your back and touch your left shoulder blade and do the opposite with your other arm. If you can't then I guess I'm more flexible than you.

[RainbowBob]

1176178
Eh, arms are too big to do it. This is what lifting has gotten me.

[UseFistNotMouth]

1176187

Do you even stretch?

[RainbowBob]

1176216
I can touch my toes. It's just that eventually too big muscles makes touching your back hard. And stuff.

[Blue_Paladin42]

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[UseFistNotMouth]

1176223

Eh. Tradeoff I guess.
Personally I'm like an overweight Voldo.

[shutaro]

1176004 let's hope that is a girl in the mask.

[Dead_Page]

Well, that's ah... that's certainly something. I googled pony costume and only found a bunch of little girls in frilly pink horse costumes.
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I can't tell if I feel cheated or relieved.

[BeezelPony]

This is the best picture on all of the internets.

[Bad Horse]

1176676 Either one of them can be my little pony anytime. But what about this picture?

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1176648 Ah. Try googling for black pony costume. Then try black latex pony costume. And if you're daring, try black leather pony costume.

[equestrian.sen]

If you're thinking of doing some cosplay at Bronycon, do not google "pony costume" at work.

What in Celestia's name possessed you to do that?!