1.5 Kilo "Special Edition"

"Hey, Mister Rust! Look! Look at this! You've got 1,500 followers!"

Well, shit! I mean... shit! That's a lot of people. That's... fuck, I've got more people following me than money in my bank account. Between you and me, though, I already know which holds more value. Oh, gosh, I don't know who thank... except you guys.

I SHALL NOW MAKE SWEET COITUS TO YOU AS A REWARD FOR YOUR BENEVOLENCE.

Comments

[ToixStory]

My body is ready, Rusty baby.

[ISKV]

Oh god. I was just staring at that Gif and I think I lost my soul.

[Dick McKickEm]

That picture! What is...? How does...? I don't even...

Grats on 1500, by the way.

[star1wars3]

Congrats!

[Honey Mead]

Pic unrelated
dl.dropbox.com/u/109212453/lore-threewords.gif

[Noble Cause]

C'mere, you sexy, sexy beast.

... Echo can come too. He can run the video camera.

[RavensDagger]

Grr, beat me to it! By a long shot too!

Congrats mate!

[MisterMoniker]

I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL

But seriously, congrats dude. That's a lot of numbers.

[Rust]

971675
You, me. We'll bang, okay?
i.imgur.com/d038fvu.jpg

[Forevermore]

What the hell? What anime is that gif from?

[ToixStory]

971756
Righty-o, big boy.
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[Zephyr_Skystorm]

okayyy Oh well it is Rust so I am honored

[Hybridnecros]

Love. Free of Charge.

[Thardoc]

That moment when you realize you are gaining on device heretic...fast.

[King Beardo]

Dat fucking gif....

[Bad_Seed_72]

Congrats!

[Paw Print]

I'm lubed up and ready to go!

Also since there's now a ban on new HiE fics, does that mean no more new CGOtG fic entries? Cuz if so, all my hopes and dreams are forever crushed...

[Paw Print]

also, when I saw the gif, I immediately got that "there ain't no brakes on the rape train" feeling. Dunno why.

[Jeff Belinger]

attack of the raging crotch XD

[RemnantDrive]

"YAAAA-HOOOY YAA-HOOOOOY"

That, dear gents, is the sound of 'sweet coitus'

[spacepony]

Congratulations!

972251 You know that's gotta be fake, why else would they post it on the first?

[brony laughsatme]

WHAT IN THE FUCKING-
Da FUCK...Just DA FUCK

DAMMIT

[stupidyou3]

Okay.

[RoboRed]

I lust only for you, Rusty...
images.wikia.com/mlpfanart/images/3/35/Twilight_Sparkle_bedroom_eyes.png

We'll have a...wonderful night tonight...

...Just the two of us...

*walks closer*

...some food, a bottle of fine wine...

*walks closer*

...a plush, comfy bed, some rope...

*walks closer*

...And a couple baseball bats so we can string up Billy like a piñata and beat the living shit out of him.

[Spectrumancer]

971930
What the absolute tits did I just witness?

[MetaLucario]

can't breath. to busy laughing my ass off.

[Vaughnd22]

971930 ... Dafuq... This guy is either queer.. or the manliest of men... Cause only real men can make their shirts fucking EXPLODE OFF THEIR BODIES

[Paw Print]

972354 Yeah, I realized that this morning. smacked myself upside the face, I did. Never before had I thought something so foolish... lolimnotbritishwhatamisaying

[Darth Quadro]

WHAT IS THAT FROM???? I MUST KNOW!