• Member Since 25th Apr, 2012
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Hooves Like Jagger


The thought "Oh no, not this guy again," given human form.

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Dec
27th
2012

Formally, Goodbye · 8:14am Dec 27th, 2012

Apparently it's asshole-ish to just up and leave without sayin' a word.

I didn't really know what I should do with these ten odd minutes I have, so I decided to pop in one final time and explain that I am leaving.

It's a pity, but the nature of my employment requires this.

Nothing personal. Still a fan. Just can't come around.

There is work to be done.

Bye.

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Comments ( 18 )

Godspeed, Hooves.

You will be missed.

I'm with Union Jack Good Luck.

You shall be missed

Bye man, you've been a great help. I'm sad to see you go, but there is more to life than fan fiction. Good luck with everything.:twilightsmile::ajsmug:

Well, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

I just wanted to say that I greatly enjoyed your stories. Words cannot be express the amount of inspiration that your fantastical stories have done for me in last couple of months.

King Cocoon will always be an all time personal favorite of mine. The wonderfully epic battle with the Equestrian Airships will forever be burnt into my memories along with the showdown in Appleloosa with Cocoon singing the lyrics to The National's Vanderlyle Crybaby Geeks.

My only regret is that I wish that I could've taken the time to properly thanked you sooner. For it was your stories that convinced me to finally start writing again after putting it all aside for over 13 years.

Thank you and good luck, you magnificent bastard.

And may the road always rise to meet you.

Leaving FIMfiction?! Why?! :raritydespair: We were supposed to do a project together! What about Robotic Stallion: Love Machines!? :raritycry:

i hope u come back at some point:fluttercry:

Yeah, I know how it goes. I pulled one of these myself over the summer. A little prewarning might have been nice, but I'm glad you care enough about us not to just leave without a word.

Do what you have to do, and make the most of it.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
I've been waiting for the conclusion to King Cocoon... *sniff* I'm going to miss those updates, the story is awesome, and the art is too...
:fluttercry:
I'm really bummed you're leaving, and I hope you come back, eventually.

You will be sorely missed.

You will be missed, good luck!

You...didn't even finish...
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Miss ya.

I am dissapointed by your new profile art, however quite excited that your "last seen" counter has been reset.

Sorry about the site. We kind of screwed it up while you were gone.

As for this blog, my headcanon is that you've been planning this as a grand April 1 joke ever since you posted it. So cool.

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