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Hooves Like Jagger


The thought "Oh no, not this guy again," given human form.

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  • 446 weeks
    How I Know MacXMarble Is Cannon

    Because if they get married, Pinkie and Applejack will actually be related.

    Climb aboard, we're going sailing.

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  • 459 weeks
    Just as way of proving I have not forsaken thee

    So, I know the most recent chapter of Taboo has been taking a bit longer than usual (as compared to the last few I suppose), and that's because ever since my legs started functioning as walking thingamajigs again I've been in kind of a tizzy trying to frantically make things as if I wasn't down and out for so long. It certainly magical how wonderfully screwed up things can get while my physical

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  • 464 weeks
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUG

    ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS LOOK AT THIS RECIPE FOR HUMMUS CHICKEN BUT NOW THERE ARE SEVEN ADS TELLING ME ABOUT MODERATE TO SEVERE PLAQUE PSORIASIS AT THE SAME TIME.

    IS THIS HELL?

    1 comments · 247 views
  • 475 weeks
    Invalid Cave Lawyer

    So I broke both my legs.


    Okay, not like that, but still.

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  • 498 weeks
    Spooky Jookie

    Hey there sports fans! Your friendly neighborhood HLJ is back in action after getting swept up in what is frankly none of your business. As seems to be the pattern in my life, I'm once again under the no doubt false impression that I have free time to spend as I please. The point is, between being the GODDAMN BEST Wario on SSB4 and trying like hell to get just one shiny Pokemon, I'll be

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Oct
27th
2014

Spooky Jookie · 2:32am Oct 27th, 2014

Hey there sports fans! Your friendly neighborhood HLJ is back in action after getting swept up in what is frankly none of your business. As seems to be the pattern in my life, I'm once again under the no doubt false impression that I have free time to spend as I please. The point is, between being the GODDAMN BEST Wario on SSB4 and trying like hell to get just one shiny Pokemon, I'll be writin' some pony. If my obviously perfect plan succeeds, Taboo will be getting a waaaay overdue update on Halloween and will then enjoy a normal-ish release schedule until it's termination way down the line. I also have another stupid idea in the works that I'm actually trying to pump life into so you all can enjoy just how dumb it will be. To give you an idea of just how stupid we're looking at, all I need to tell you is I got the idea at about midnight while halfway through an entire pizza that made up my only solid nourishment for the past twenty hours after watching the first six or seven minutes of Rainbow Rocks. Thursdays, lemme tell you. More on that little demon after he starts crowning. First and foremost, I've gotta Knuckle down and get Taboo chapters out there.

Also, now that I'm back and punching the keys with my fists glistening with new found grease, I'm considering changing Taboo's cover art to a something-something I fixed up a while back but never actually used because it wasn't so much for show and tell as it was for my own reference in exploring Taboo's future. I'm probably not going to do it, but the vast majority of my clinically insane mind and body tells me that I should harass you guys about it.

So, if you want to see this shiny new cover art go up the flagpole, all you gotta do is finish this phrase, clues for which may or may not be hidden about this blog post.

I'm not a scoundrel ___________________.

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Comments ( 2 )

I'm waiting on Love Machines, as opposed you're most highly rated story, which I never got around to reading.

Glad to hear you're alive and even giving us more shiny fic.

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