• Member Since 25th Apr, 2012
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Hooves Like Jagger

The thought "Oh no, not this guy again," given human form.

Hooves Like Jagger Joined 25th Apr, 2012 · Offline

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  • 446 weeks
    How I Know MacXMarble Is Cannon

    Because if they get married, Pinkie and Applejack will actually be related.

    Climb aboard, we're going sailing.

    1 comments · 283 views

  • 459 weeks
    Just as way of proving I have not forsaken thee

    So, I know the most recent chapter of Taboo has been taking a bit longer than usual (as compared to the last few I suppose), and that's because ever since my legs started functioning as walking thingamajigs again I've been in kind of a tizzy trying to frantically make things as if I wasn't down and out for so long. It certainly magical how wonderfully screwed up things can get while my physical

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    4 comments · 305 views

  • 464 weeks
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUG

    ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS LOOK AT THIS RECIPE FOR HUMMUS CHICKEN BUT NOW THERE ARE SEVEN ADS TELLING ME ABOUT MODERATE TO SEVERE PLAQUE PSORIASIS AT THE SAME TIME.

    IS THIS HELL?

    1 comments · 248 views

  • 475 weeks
    Invalid Cave Lawyer

    So I broke both my legs.


    Okay, not like that, but still.

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    6 comments · 424 views

  • 498 weeks
    Spooky Jookie

    Hey there sports fans! Your friendly neighborhood HLJ is back in action after getting swept up in what is frankly none of your business. As seems to be the pattern in my life, I'm once again under the no doubt false impression that I have free time to spend as I please. The point is, between being the GODDAMN BEST Wario on SSB4 and trying like hell to get just one shiny Pokemon, I'll be

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    2 comments · 404 views
Jun
22nd
2015

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUG · 11:19pm Jun 22nd, 2015

ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS LOOK AT THIS RECIPE FOR HUMMUS CHICKEN BUT NOW THERE ARE SEVEN ADS TELLING ME ABOUT MODERATE TO SEVERE PLAQUE PSORIASIS AT THE SAME TIME.

IS THIS HELL?

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Quantum_Shift
Quantum_Shift #1 · Jun 23rd, 2015 · · ·
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No... this. Is. SPARTAAAAA!!

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