Invalid Cave Lawyer · 6:49am Apr 7th, 2015

So I broke both my legs.

Okay, not like that, but still.

It looks like wilderness funtimes are gonna be put on hold while I recuperate. As much as I hate sitting around on my tuckus, I had to converse with my good buddy Herculean and figure out how I can whittle away these sedentary hours. Can I just complain for a second that he gets to run down to Texas and put the fights on that damnable goddess he is enamored with and I gotta sit it out? We're supposed to be vision-quest buddies.

She is going to murder him. Seriously, this is a problem.

Anyway, he introduced me to Minecraft so I can be a cave hermit (like I always wanted) from my bed.

Home sweet home.

I got a 3DS on loan from one of my other buddies, on which I can play this fricken' awesome game about bein' a lawyer (not like I always wanted).

Zvarri!

But I didn't make this blog so I could tell you all how I've become an invalid cave lawyer. I can only videogames for so long before I get burnt out, so I'm gonna see if I can't hunker down and return to churning out pony stories as fast as humanly possible. Maybe I'll even stay on track, who knows. Or I could end up prosecuting from the bottom of a pit.

Perhaps this is fate's way of ringing in the new season for me?

More painkillers doctor...