So, I know the most recent chapter of Taboo has been taking a bit longer than usual (as compared to the last few I suppose), and that's because ever since my legs started functioning as walking thingamajigs again I've been in kind of a tizzy trying to frantically make things as if I wasn't down and out for so long. It certainly magical how wonderfully screwed up things can get while my physical
ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS LOOK AT THIS RECIPE FOR HUMMUS CHICKEN BUT NOW THERE ARE SEVEN ADS TELLING ME ABOUT MODERATE TO SEVERE PLAQUE PSORIASIS AT THE SAME TIME.
Hey there sports fans! Your friendly neighborhood HLJ is back in action after getting swept up in what is frankly none of your business. As seems to be the pattern in my life, I'm once again under the no doubt false impression that I have free time to spend as I please. The point is, between being the GODDAMN BEST Wario on SSB4 and trying like hell to get just one shiny Pokemon, I'll be
620839 But it was worth it to make your life complete. Throw off the shackles of the unenlightened!
620840 Pity. I had hoped you could be among the enlightened. All bodies are beautiful. Never forget.
620865 Nobody noticed? Were you yelling and screaming and pointing and looking people in the eye? Sometimes you just have to run up to a dude and pat him on the chest.
620886actually, i planned it on th' same day as a parade for maximum effectiveness. i diddn't check what it was for, and it turned out to be a nudist pride parade.
It's true.
Not sure if I should put
or
though
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Despair.
Oh yes I have it was fun
620798
Of course it was! The amount of fun you're having is directly proportionate to the number of people who're staring at your shlong at all times.
620804 xD very true
Actually, yes I have. And my gf at the time was pissed off at me for days!
If I did, I would be the first person to get the death penalty for indecent exposure.
Actually, I have.
Nobody noticed though. Friggin' nudists.
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But it was worth it to make your life complete. Throw off the shackles of the unenlightened!
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Pity. I had hoped you could be among the enlightened. All bodies are beautiful. Never forget.
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Nobody noticed? Were you yelling and screaming and pointing and looking people in the eye? Sometimes you just have to run up to a dude and pat him on the chest.
620886 Oh HELL YEAH it was! And I got a FREE BEER out of it too!![:rainbowwild:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowwild.png)
Ah, streaking, my favorite misdemeanor![:raritywink:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/raritywink.png)
620886![:trollestia:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/trollestia.png)
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I would like to become enlightened, but ask any girl around here. they dont share in your theory of "all bodies are beautiful"...
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1. It's not a theory; it's fact.
2. Those girls around there are far to narrow minded.
3. Trust me, whatever you got goin' on is just fine.
Agreed on all three counts.![:moustache:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/moustache.png)
620886actually, i planned it on th' same day as a parade for maximum effectiveness. i diddn't check what it was for, and it turned out to be a nudist pride parade.