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Hooves Like Jagger


The thought "Oh no, not this guy again," given human form.

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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUG

    ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS LOOK AT THIS RECIPE FOR HUMMUS CHICKEN BUT NOW THERE ARE SEVEN ADS TELLING ME ABOUT MODERATE TO SEVERE PLAQUE PSORIASIS AT THE SAME TIME.

    IS THIS HELL?

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    So I broke both my legs.


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  • 502 weeks
    Spooky Jookie

    Hey there sports fans! Your friendly neighborhood HLJ is back in action after getting swept up in what is frankly none of your business. As seems to be the pattern in my life, I'm once again under the no doubt false impression that I have free time to spend as I please. The point is, between being the GODDAMN BEST Wario on SSB4 and trying like hell to get just one shiny Pokemon, I'll be

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Dec
17th
2012

Your Life Is Empty And Here's Why · 3:50am Dec 17th, 2012

You've never been streaking before.

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Comments ( 15 )

It's true.


Not sure if I should put :twilightsmile: or :raritycry: though

Oh yes I have it was fun

620798
Of course it was! The amount of fun you're having is directly proportionate to the number of people who're staring at your shlong at all times.

Actually, yes I have. And my gf at the time was pissed off at me for days!

If I did, I would be the first person to get the death penalty for indecent exposure.

Actually, I have.

Nobody noticed though. Friggin' nudists.

620839
But it was worth it to make your life complete. Throw off the shackles of the unenlightened!

620840
Pity. I had hoped you could be among the enlightened. All bodies are beautiful. Never forget.

620865
Nobody noticed? Were you yelling and screaming and pointing and looking people in the eye? Sometimes you just have to run up to a dude and pat him on the chest.

620886 Oh HELL YEAH it was! And I got a FREE BEER out of it too! :rainbowwild:

Ah, streaking, my favorite misdemeanor :raritywink:

620886
I would like to become enlightened, but ask any girl around here. they dont share in your theory of "all bodies are beautiful"...:trollestia::rainbowlaugh:

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1. It's not a theory; it's fact.

2. Those girls around there are far to narrow minded.

3. Trust me, whatever you got goin' on is just fine.

Agreed on all three counts.:moustache:

620886actually, i planned it on th' same day as a parade for maximum effectiveness. i diddn't check what it was for, and it turned out to be a nudist pride parade.

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