Something I just couldn't get off my mind until I wrote it down. Be warned: the ponies in these battles really go off on each other. Almost exactly like it is in "Epic Rap Battles of History", except with less cursing. There's plenty of verbal bashing, though.

Vinyl Scratch is the DJ for most of these battles, and will be doing the all-caps commentary (except for the ones she's in, of course). OC tag because of slight self-insert.

I've heard that this story is better when read with someone else. You know, with each person doing one half of the rap battle?

List of Rap Battles (as per request)
#1: Twilight Sparkle vs. Rainbow Dash
#2: Pinkie Pie vs. Rarity
#3: Spa Sisters vs. Flim Flam Brothers
#4: Octavia vs. Vinyl Scratch
#5: Angel vs. Gummy
#6: Derpy Hooves (Ditzy Doo?) vs. Lyra Heartstrings
#7: Princess Luna vs. Discord
#8: Scootaloo vs. Pipsqueak
#9: Fluttershy vs. Screwball
#10: Apple Bloom vs. Diamond Tiara
#11: Trixie vs. Featherweight
#12: Silver Spoon vs. Spike
#13: Sweetie Belle vs. Queen Chrysalis
#14: Applejack vs. Carrot Top
#15: Bon-Bon vs. Lyra Heartstrings
#16: Twilight Sparkle vs. Rainbow Dash (rematch!)
#17: Big Macintosh vs. Shining Armor
#18: Iron Will vs. Photo Finish
#19: Gilda vs. Prince Blueblood
#20: Nightmare Moon vs. the Doctor (Doctor Whooves)
#21: Princess Celestia vs. Princess Luna
#22: Snips and Snails vs. Twist and Ruby Pinch
#23: Braeburn vs. Soarin'
#24: Zecora vs. Cheerilee
#25: Winona vs. Opalescence
#26: Derpy Hooves vs. Pinkie Pie
#27: Spitfire vs. Daring Do
#28: Princess Cadence vs. Queen Chrysalis
#29: Babs Seed vs. Lightning Dust
#30: Sunset Shimmer vs. Trixie *
#31: tba

Picture by Silversnow here on this site.

...should there be a 'sex' tag, considering some of the stuff brought up in the rap battles?

Many, many years after Twilight became an alicorn, Equestria has seen miraculous advancements in science and magic,
‘Twilight’s Centre for Academic Progression’ (T.C.A.P) has rejected the plans of 'Tinker Track', a robotics engineer who feels his skills and talents are being wasted. He puts a plan into action to send a robot pony back in time to study the real story behind how Twilight Sparkle became a princess and an alicorn first hoof. Then when the time is right he plans to change the past to better his own future! Buzzbot is the result, a clever amalgamation of magic and machine which can learn and can assume the image of almost any pony. Buzzbot is seeded into Ponyville’s past to accomplish Tinker Track's schemes. Will things work out as expected or has Tinker Track made his new robot servant a little too clever?

(As my first story please bear with the many pitfalls a new writer stumbles into, anyhow hope you enjoy the tale!)

You know what? Being the only machine in Equestria with a living soul can be a real pain! All these new emotions are really tricky and I have no one to talk who understands. Twilight and Tinker Track built me to help in the past but now that task is done, what is there for me now? I wish something exciting would happen.

I should have been careful for what I wished for because things just got very strange. With hypnotized ponies everywhere and who of all races but the changelings asking for our help. Are they really sincere in their need or is this just another trick?

(This is the sequel of " http://www.fimfiction.net/story/100187/the-mission-of-buzzbot " and relies heavily on knowing the fore running story. I would strongly recommend reading that first or you may find yourselves a bit lost, nevertheless it is a stand alone tale that can be enjoyed from the word go)

(Also big thanks to silent_stars for their editing!)
(Art work by the talented Pa-Kalsha, check out her art page here http://pa-kalsha.deviantart.com/ )

Celestia is trapped on Earth.
Not as a human. Not as an alicorn. She's a common horse, an Arabian mare, without her magic, voice, knowledge of the language - not even freedom, forced to work at a riding school.

What can a single Arabian mare do to get back to Equestria from this backwater European country? With only the mind of a princess and a pencil in her teeth, Celestia must find a way home.

[Illustrated] [Alternate Earth] (without Bronies)
Rated Teen for language and some scarce suggestive themes.
Proofreading by AlicornPriest

Polish language version

This story is a sequel to Split Second

Twelve years ago, she broke time. Two alternate timelines exist, each with a different version of Twilight Sparkle. Both versions of her are able to see the other. In this timeline, Sparkle is a Necromancer.

Or rather, she was. Sparkle is dead now, not that she cares. She's got a new body. With Thorn (her undead dragon son) and Cobalt (her apprentice and an assassin for hire) at her side, she's ready to take on the world. Again.

(Spoilers in the comments. Read at your own risk.)

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This story is a sequel to Split Second and won't make sense without it.
This story also loosely shares continuity with Lupine Tree. Reading that is not required.

Cover art by Swirling Line.

One day, eminent archaeologist and puzzle extraordinaire Professor Hershel Layton receives a peculiar package from a pair of princesses. Little did the gentleman know of what adventures and peculiarities awaited him... Standard crossover, with MLP:FiM. Characters will be added as the story is continued.

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and all related characters are property of Hasbro inc. and creator Lauren Faust. Professor Layton is the property of Level 5 inc. and Akira Tago. Puzzles created thus far by the author (Russell Smith, a.k.a "Crystal Blue"), with one map courtesy of Google, 2012.

One day, Princess Twilight and Spike woke up to find Ponyville plagued with a plethora of puzzles. What could be causing all of the ponies' puzzling problems? Why is everyone speaking in riddles and brain-teasers?

"A true princess always puts the needs of others first, Spike!"

Professor Layton-style puzzling in the land of ponies. Interactive!

When Luke spots a group of girls following him and the professor, it leads to a new investigation that falls on Luke's now equine shoulders when the professor is kidnapped by Changelings! It's all up to the cutie mark-less Luke to determine friend from foe so that he and his new friends can find not only the real professor, but also Shining Armor. With the changelings attempting to take over again, the professor kidnapped, and now the added weight of the Crusaders after his membership, will it be too much for Professor Layton's apprentice number 1? Or will he discover that friendship really IS magic?

Warning: This story involves spoilers from the series Phoenix Wright/Turnabout Storm. If you have yet to see this series, I suggest watching it before reading this story. Phoenix Wright/Turnabout Storm

After Phoenix Wright saves Rainbow Dash from being banished to the sun, Twilight learns that Trixie took the Prosecution position against Rainbow Dash because of a past altercation between her and Twilight, prior to her arrival in Ponyville. When Twilight confronts Trixie, she is met with disdain and resentment. Knowing that Trixie is hiding a deep secret, she does some investigating on Trixie's past and finds an interesting discovery.

While Rarity undoubtedly killed nopony, she stood accused of trying to kill Prince Blueblood of the royal family, which is even greater than performing a normal murder successfully.

Despite Twilight Sparkle being a royal princess, she had no power to simply waive her friend's crime, but that didn't stop her from helping her generous friend to the very limit of her abilities

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney inspired story.
Cover drawn by Ektomaluja