Vinyl sat down in the cafe, looking across at the four ponies sitting there. She couldn't help but feel the awkwardness in the air as the two sides stared at each other. ...is that even a word?
"Pardon me, Miss Scratch," the tan-colored stallion spoke, raising a hoof in the air, "when will we find out the results of the...rap battle, was it?"
Vinyl grinned, trying hard not to laugh at that strange accent of his. A posh accent for an earth pony. What's up with that? "I just got here, Turner. And I think we're missing somepony."
The mint-green mare turned to the cream-colored mare next to her, covering her mouth with a hoof. "That's the one. She keeps insisting that he's a Time Lord, or something like that."
The earth pony shook her head, giving her friend a look that could whither flowers. "Stop that, Lyra." She turned to the grey pegasus next to her, smiling politely. "Isn't your sister supposed to be here, Ditzy?"
She rolled her eyes, resting her head against her hoof. "She's always late. As for the results...it doesn't really matter if she's here or not." She chomped on her muffin, huffing slightly in annoyance.
"I'm here!" They all turned to look just as a grey mass of fur and feathers crashed into the table next to theirs. The dazed pegasus carefully got up, a goofy grin on her face. "My bad!" She sat down on a bale of hay next to the other pegasus, grabbing the muffin left there on the table for her. She took a bite and gushed at the flavor. "Oh my gosh, blueberry, my favorite!" She squealed in happiness and ate the rest of it in in one gulp. "Anyways, I got lost. Fluttershy's cottage is quite a ways away, after all."
Ditzy smiled softly at her sister, hugging her slightly lighter-colored sister softly. "It's alright, Derps. I'm glad you're here." She couldn't stay mad at her. She was just too adorable!
Vinyl coughed softly, catching everypony's attention. "If I may?" She quickly pressed the buttons on her phone, pulling up the screen and counting the votes. "...interesting. There were votes for Derpy, even though she didn't participate..."
"Actually..." The first grey pegasus mare rubbed the back of her head, embarrassed. "She did it for me. I can't rap."
"...o...kay, then..." Vinyl cleared her throat and continued her monologue. "Anyways, Derpy got the most votes."
Lyra smacked her head on the table, upset. "...oh, curse it to Tartarus..." She stood up and trot over to a house that appeared to be made of candy. Only Turner watched her, confused.
The cream-colored mare smiled at them, nodding slightly. "Congrats, you two."
Derpy and Ditzy grabbed the tan stallion, hugging him tightly in their excitement. He was starting to have a little trouble breathing from their squeezing. He sighed, returning the hug. "...am I the only one who is curious about what Lyra's doing?"
A drop of something brown hit his nose. Looking up, he began to panic, seeing the bright pink clouds drifting in. "...uh oh..."
My headcanon is a bit wonky. Ditzy and Derpy are twins. And, yes, the tan stallion is the Doctor. If you're confused as to why she referred to him as "Turner", it's something regarding the Doctor Who series.
By the way, does anyone know a good background to use for the title cards in my blog post that aren't done yet? Also, still requesting beats, as FLStudio is being a total jerk and not letting me translate the beats to music.
Oh, and the next rap is taking longer than I thought. I'm not entirely sure when it'll be up, but I hope it's sooner rather than later!
Feel free to talk amongst yourselves over who the next battle will involve.
Enigma out.~
HA, if that's your head cannon, then that's mine headcannon as well. If the show producers can adapt the twins idea of Derpy, then EVERYPONY WINS!!!
Hehheheh. Discord.
Discord
634288 Just when I thought everyone had forgotten Cupcakes...
Yes.......time for pinkie to do her part of the deal
FUUUUUU!
Lyra... lost....
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Ah well. Discord... this will be interesting.
This is quite honestly the funniest darn thing I've ever seen
No...
I preferred it when Ditzy was one pony, and Derpy was her nickname. You've confused me. Just as well, Doctor Whooves isn't tan. He's chestnut.
*That ending.*
(In Nightmare Moon's voice) You're kidding. You're kidding right?
...
Eh, I guess it was bound to happen eventually anyway.
*Listens to background theme from nicepeter's Justin Bieber vs. Ludwig van Beethoven.*
Multiple adorable ponies? With adorable names? I'm fine with this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QZMjFC_RgY
Discord! I'm howling at the moon, and sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon!
Discord! Whatever did we do to make you take our world awaaaaaaay?!
>Ditzy
>Derpy
All is forgiven. <u>
Good job, Lyra's jimmies have been rustled! Operation was a success!
BUCK YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUCK YES, YESSS, YESSS, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! *Gets up and starts running around screaming "Buck yes" at the top of his lungs. Runs on ground, walls and the celing still screaming with Pinkie pie lungs, then sits back in chair*
Ahem....I.....I mean.......yay?
I...I was.....you know...just....a...little bit....excited that...Dizty/Derpy won, ya know? Nothing wrong with that right? Ummmm.......I'm going to.....go.....look up some Spike/Twilight or Rainbow Dash romance now if you all don't mind....happy that Ditzy/Derpy won though.
Remember: Derpy/Dizty...is BOSS!!!
770138 you are one crazy talking horse *snickering*
Its Discord vs. The Doctor!!!
770158 You have NO idea......want an apple pie? Made by Applejack herself....right before I stole it and she tried to beat the shit out of me with her hooves.....earth ponies have really HARD hooves......did I mentioned that Appljack made it herself? Please, Lazy...please TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME BEFORE SHE COMES BACK!!! SHE WANTS HER BUCKING PIE!!!!!!!
I'm sorry....what was the question again?
discord vs nightmare moon
The derps have been doubled!
770180 sure I'll take it........hey aj-aahhhh what the BUCK
IDD you bastard take the BUCKING PIE back
I thought it was going tasty.........*inhale*IDDifyoudonttakethispiebackimgoingtohaunttillthedayyoudie.........oohh piece of candy
Iwanttogotodisney
Yourtoofat
Shutup
IDD....*sobing*take the pie
769856>>769865>>770186
Something involving Discord, though Chrysalis as his opponent seems more logical.
The Doctor vs Discord in a rap battle....... the world can't take that epicness
"Tell me of one holiday you've had that didn't go wrong, one!!"
"Well there was that one- no that did end-well. Well actually I had a lovely time in Paris- actually that didn't end well either. Actua- no."
"I'm still waiting for that answer."
LET ME KNOW IF YOU KNOW WHERE THAT'S FROM!!
770377 make it so
770048
YES!! BEST. SONG. EVER. Oh and good chapter. You should do Discord vs. The Doctor. If you do, put something about fezes. Cuz fezes are cool. img.ponibooru.org/_images/17698c281fc1b972d796af7a3437a7c2/60500%20-%20doctor_who%20Doctor_Whoof%20Doctor_Whooves%20Eleventh_Doctor%20fez%20Matt_Smith%20ponified.png
770217 HA! That's what you get for falling for my awesome tricks *high hooves Rainbow Dash....right before she back kicks me in the chest and flys off with OUR PIE!* Everypony is a critic.....anyway, I don't want your damn pie now.....you stole it from Aj so you deserve to get the shit beat out of you. It was an APPLE PIE made from APPLEJACK of course it's tasty, what crawled into your snout and killed your taste buds? Piece of....LAZY, NO!!! *Pinkie pie appears near the both of us with a chainsaw and hockey mask over her face*
"WHO WANTS TO BUCKING PARTY WITH MY CANDY NOW!" she screams as I push Lazy in front of me, unfurl my wings then do my best to fly but she roars fire out from her mask and burns off my wings as I then stare into the face of pure, bright, warm, loving, death.
"Well....I'm bucked" I whispered, then prayed to the goddesses they would forgive me...for stealing an applepie.
"Lazy.....tell Spike and Twilight to keep loving each other with all their hearts and to have that hybrid they wanted before I die, will ya?" I scream as Lazy starts laughing his tail off in front of my face....bastard.
And this is what happens when someone steals from one of the Mane six....I'm sorry...what was the question again?
Hmm. Sisters. The Courageous and Awesome Universe MAY have just got a new member.
And Discord. Because Discord is Discord and fuck you he does whatever he wants.
I demand you have at least one of these options:
Celestia vs. Luna
Discord vs. Chrysalis
Celestia vs. Discord
Celestia vs. Luna
Trixie vs. Twilight (we need it, man)
Applejack vs. Applebloom
Any or all of the CMC vs. Diamond Tiara and/or Silver Spoon
Cheerilee vs. Berry Punch
Shining Armor vs. Braeburn
Gilda vs. Trixie
Oh shit here comes the chaos....I'll go grab my giant funnel for the rain
How about a 3 way battle between Discord, Chrysalis, and Nightmare Moon. I dont know how you'd explain it, but out of ANY antagonists in the show, they all came the closest to exacting their plans.
Whoever he battles with, Discord shall be VICTORIOUS.
Let CHAOS reign
All Hail Discord
nice job with these there a good read.
[epic]
epic
I like the whole twin thing. Hmm, interesting.
Very nice. Also...Discord? I want to know who he's battling! Chaos! Madess! CHOCOLATE RAIN! Give them to us quickly. Loving this rap battles.
For my rap battles, I used beats from unseenbeats.com. Most of them are free and they're all pretty good.
Broken Knuckle Interlude doesn't have a chorus part, that would be my first choice.
770748
...that's actually quite good. i wish i knew which battle to use it for, though.
...maybe i'll use it for the next battle...though it seems to be a bit slow. ...maybe for derpy and lyra's battle?
Would Princess Celestia Vs. Princess Luna be too crazy for this series?
WOW twins diddent see that
770914
I meant a family tag team
Sparkles vs Apples
Nice name btw, my 3 favs, although with this show its REALLY hard to choose favorites
770048 That avatar. Sorry I couldn´t read anything you posted cos... d´awwwwwwww
770048lol thats my ringtone!
770167
Discord vs The Doctor would be SO AWESOME
772031 Same here! BROHOOF (\
772026 Your avatar explained what I thought after reading your reply.
770451 Indeed they are.
Both fezes and the living tombstone.
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770486 You have Celestia vs. Luna twice...
770461 ya I'm not much of a pie kind of guy, more like cakes
Anyways *puts on a butchers apron, gloves and a mask* so pinkie, what type of sweet are w going to make today?
lets make him into a pie like in the sweeny tod movie
Alright, and don't worry IDD, I'll make sure to tell spike and twilight
Oh pinkie, we're going to need RD
ill go get her now
And here take this drugged cupcake too