Epic Rap Battles of MLP

by enigmaMystere

Rap Battle #2: Results and Aftermath

"Hi, DJ P0N-3!!"

"YAH!" Vinyl fell out of her chair, flat on her back. She looked up, staring at the blue eyes inches from her face. " ... oh ... hi, Pinkie."

"You dropped these!" The pink mare held up the shades Vinyl was wearing, which had flown from her face when she fell onto the ground. "Anyways, how are you? Did you need any more lemonade?"

She got up, shaking herself to get over the shock. "I'm fine, Pinkie." She looked at her glass and winced, seeing it shattered. It seemed that her magic overwhelmed it when she'd been startled. " ... actually, I'll take another glass." She took her shades and put them on, sighing softly.

Her vision was immediately filled with white.

Recoiling, she realized the incredibly bright color came from some cupcakes. She looked up at Pinkie, questioning.

Pinkie just smiled excitedly at her. "Marshmallow cupcakes! I made them today! Rarity helped, and they turned out superbly! Of course, she didn't want to touch most of the ingredients directly."

Vinyl sat there, letting the pink, possibly sugar-filled mare continue her rant for a few minutes. Her mind was elsewhere - more specifically, which songs she would play at tonight's rave.

"Who won?"

She blinked, looking up at the other mare. "Come again?"

Pinkie giggled, poking Vinyl's shades in mock admonishment. "You know, the battle! Who won it? It's been bugging me all week!"

She gently knocked the hoof away, chuckling softly. " ... you realize it was only yesterday, right?" She waved as if washing away her own question. "Ignore that. Sure, I'll check now." She pulled out her phone and pressed a few buttons on it.

Vinyl nodded and turned back to Pinkie, who was now bouncing in place from excitement. "After counting the votes, the winner is..." She pointed a hoof at the mare, grinning. " ... you."

If Pinkie was excited before, she was absolutely ecstatic now. "WOOHOO! I can't believe it! I thought for sure Rarity would win, especially since I went all 'cupcakes' up there!"

Vinyl blinked, staring blankly at her. " ... what do you mean?"

Pinkie, of course, ignored her, rambling on without paying attention to anyone else. "I hope she'll keep her part of the deal! Oh, I can't wait to have fun with her at the beach! We can play hoofball and make sandcastles - ooh! I should invite Sweetie Belle, too! See ya!" She zoomed out of the restaurant, leaving behind a once-more confused Vinyl.

" ... what about my lemonade?" After a few more moments of silence, she sighed, putting in her earbuds. Soon, she was bobbing her head, smiling and singing along. "Backstroke lover always hidin' 'neath the cover ... " She left the shop, leaving the white cupcake sitting on the table, untouched.

Soon, a white form stepped out of the kitchen, confused. "Pinkie! Where did you go?" She stopped, noticing the dessert. Glancing around quickly, she took it and headed back into the kitchen, preparing to make a few more batches.

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I apologize for the short chapter, but I felt like this one had to be done. This was written while on my vacation to Disney World, and after I rode the Rock and Rollercoaster (Featuring AEROSMITH! F*CK YEAH!) for the second time.

This is a continuation from the previous chapter. Just so no one is confused.

Anyways, I hope you enjoyed!~

(On a side note, I've never read "Cupcakes". And Pinkie won by 12 votes at the time I posted this chapter. And there was one comment that was confusing as to who they were voting for, so I didn't count it. Sorry!)

Enigma out.~

Comments

[ChaoticHarmony]

Me Gusta! I can imagine them doing this for real.... You have to get a Voice acted one! In the words of rarity: YOU MUST! YOU MUST!

[Himmler GZ]

You haven't read Cupcakes?
You're dern lucky.

[Upinsmoke47]

678033 Cupcakes isn't all that bad actually. I find it funny in the way that RD and Pinkie are so out of character. I can't "enjoy" it because of that. I agree on the fact that it was disturbing, but not as disturbing as some things. Like Sweet Apple Massacre.

[TundraStanza]

Pfft. That result was way too obvious.

*Bobs head to whatever Vinyl's listening to.*

[Waffley]

Cupcakes?
Why?!

[Krenshaw]

678206 Yeah Sweet Apple Massacre will scar me for the rest of my life.

[Airstream]

Wait. Marshmallow? Cupcakes? OH SWEET JESUS SHE KILLED RARITY!

[LonelyChild]

I admit it. I lol'd

[Little Voice]

678026Dude, I totally agree. I would be totally willing to voice Vinyl, but 1) I'm a guy, and 2) I'm going to be unavailable in about two months.

[infinite scratch]

Cupcakes was the 1st fanfic I've ever read, if you know what your getting into its not bad, I'm not sure why some say it is...needless to say you'll have nightmares till your soul as burned into oblivion

Well I'm sad rarity didn't win but it was still good, gratz pinkie you are the better mare this time

[Harmonic_Chaos]

Luna and Celestia. You know it's coming.

[Ponaygurl]

678026 I'd voice Pinkie, since I'm a younger-than-average pegasister with a quite high-pitched voice.

[discord7]

You haven't read cupcakes, well at least watch cupcakes 2012 when it comes out. Supposedly in the fall but lets not put too much pressure on the guy he's workin hard at it I CAN"T WAIT TO SEE IT THOUGH btw don't read sweet apple massacre, I almost barfed...

[enigmaMystere]

678266
"Walk This Way" by Cloudsmith (or, as we know them, Aerosmith)

[Craterfist]

678033>>678206>>678280>>678284
Oh come on! Those stories weren't even slightly disturbing!

678533
I sure hope it comes.

[Dead_Account_0]

I really don't know why all those gorefics received such high praise. I read cupcakes and all I thought was how generic the plot was. Admittedly I had already seen several vids and multiple discussions around it, so I pretty much knew the entire plot anyway. Besides, you really downplayed the cupcake elements in this chapter. I wasn't aware of the reference until I read the comments. Maybe I'm just slow.

Another good resolution, although both ponies I backed so far have lost. It is satisfying to actually know the winner for once though. Good work, and keep these coming.

[enigmaMystere]

678026
i would love that, to be honest.
sadly, i don't know anypony who is available.
oh, well. i guess i'll just have to continue with them written for now! dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Vinyl_Scratch.png
p.s. i already have the next battle finished. all i need to do is complete the next aftermath and it's good to go!

[ChaoticHarmony]

680064 I am available! You should do something on your blog.... maybe tryouts or something!

[enigmaMystere]

680692
i'm all for that. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Vinyl_Scratch.png

[Lazypoisonfl]

Oh god Pinkie.....what did you do to Rarity

[ClockworkShield]

680064 hey, if you do go through with the voice ones, look me up! i'm pretty good with Flim and Flam (i could also maybe get a friend to do one of em for convenience). just saying.

[Fragment12]

678284really i lolled at that one.

[Ivory Valor]

YES! Vinyl likes Aerosmith! Although personally I hope it's the Aerosmith Run DMC collab... I LOVE that version.

[Xenonic]

678033 What is 'Cupcakes'? Please tell me, I'm so thick.

[Xenonic]

Also:
i35.photobucket.com/albums/d188/brunetxsurfr_/dayum.jpg

[WinterSpeed]

in the words of Bison....
YES! YES!

[WinterSpeed]

746931It is a gore fic. It may change your view on Pinkie Pie.

[Azure Flame]

Phew... Rarity is alive... For an instant I thought I was going to stop reading... killing the main characters is really stupid

[Shylyfly]

Pinkie just smiled excitedly at her. "Marshmallow cupcakes! I made them today! Rarity helped, and they turned out superbly! Of coursed, she didn't want to touch most of the ingredients directly."
^Of course, not of coursed.

[Faust Fan Five]

On a totally unrelated note, I just heard Sharon Osborne say she wanted to rub cheese on another girls abs.............. Also, I wanted Rarity to win!

[Hailey-chan]

Omg I love that ride

[Divine Path]

Let me say this: If you ever, ever, ever, ever want to read Cupcakes, don't do it yourself. Instead, listen to MicTheMicrophone's reada-aloud, and don't you DARE have it on high volume!
I took my precautions, and things went relatively welll...I refrained from becoming nauseous and having nightmares, but I did feel somewhat disturbed.
Final warning: If you love Rainbow Dash, don't read it.
A very interesting piece of fiction you have there!
Not favoriting yet, but definitively reading on.

[Luna Plays Minecraft]

What is cupcakes? encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTBatNoIy9Ay_Z6CvQDd8OkVsCRkZTY1sea_EJDk7y8os3kg8Fx_cO-6Rw

[Not a brony]

678284
Never read cupcakes. Made the mistake of reading Sweet Apple Massacre. Made the mistake of reading Rainbow Factory and watching the video. That was genuinely traumatic.

1505716
Don't ask. Seriously, just don't.

Have a nice day!

--Not a brony

[RandomNinja]

That rollercoaster is THE BEST FRIGGIN' ROLLERCOASTER EVER!
also: heh, cupcakes.

[Delusional Brony]

1505716It's the current most widely-known grim-dark fanfic. It involves Pinkie going completely psychotic by kidnapping random victims and torturing them to death slowly. After she's done, she turns her victim's remains into cupcakes, hence the title of the fic. The author is also really good at describing gore.
So, if you're not into that kind of stuff, I don't recommend reading it. If you are interested, I believe it's on Equestria Daily somewhere.

[WilliamPrice]

Wait, a white marshmellow cupcake
~reads the end~

[Midnight Sky2]

are my ponies ever going to win?

[DJ Br0n-3]

AEROSMITH! FCK YEAH!!!

[jeramiahsental]

678286 Either you didn't read the rest before you posted that comment, or you're an idiot.

Or I am. I don't know. Whichever one works.

[AnonDiscord]

So is rarity dead because she got turned into cupcakes?

[shadowblitz13]

2456447 no you dip,she's going to a party,so she's obviously alive(unless our favorite pink pony has learned necromancy despite being an earth pony)!

[ShadyCanopy]

2528319 look up mindlessgonzo's Pinkamena Diane Pie Tumbler Dub, the cartoony one.

Nice trick you played on me there! I thought Cupcakes happened, except with a different victim.

[Mibs80]

2528319 well, she IS a gypsy (sometimes), and considering pinkies immense, all-consuming power, necromancy should be well within her powers.

[Stiggerzz]

On a side note, I've never read "Cupcakes".

oh, you haven't lived man

[Dreamsofpony]

On a side note, I've never read "Cupcakes".

What kind of brony are you? fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/140/2/0/pinakamena_diane_pie_tv_sreen_by_grumbeerkopp-d50hrsn.gif

[Derpyx0]

Never read Cupcakes.... Hmmm... WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? Also, PINKIE

[MidnightTAA]

3219972

I haven't read it, only rainbow factory. Some people don't like creepy stories. And the pic you posted is adorable.

[Phenoix12]

On a side note, I've never read "Cupcakes"

I read it once... I couldn't finish it because I actually started to get nauseous while reading it. It was right about the time where Pinkie [redacted] a [redacted] though Rainbow Dash's [redacted] where I couldn't continue on risk of loosing the contents of my stomach