- My last submission was over 8 years ago.

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

Kiss me, my account is 10!

DeiStar

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

All my things are horse things!