Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am.

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

I never make mistakes. I thought I'd made one once, but I was wrong.

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

Is that a terrorist?!?