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One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

"I knew they could be pretty stupid, but I didn't realise they could be so fucking dense that light bends around them." ~Sigma

Who let in all the goddamn memes?

I am just a pony, for a pony is all I can be.

All is not lost; the unconquerable will, and study of revenge, immortal hate, and the courage never to submit or yield: and what else is not to be overcome?

If pretending to be a sentient talking lemon on a pony fanfiction website is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

I am but a humble weaver of words hoping to expand the loom of understanding. What are we but strings in a greater fabric?

Level Up.

Like a moth flittering towards a flame.

Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?