Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.
"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer
It's like... a bio... but shorter... and useless...
I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?
Just someone who read a few fanfics and got inspired to write his own.