A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

I'm your friendly neighborhood Sir Dies-A-Lot, and I have a habit of resurrecting more often than Jesus! If you came for quality content, then you'd best high-tail it outta here! ...Because I suck.

I like to read and review things. I also write about horses and horse related material.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.